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Bicycle Sheet

The act of sitting on someones face butt naked with your ass on there mouth and your nuts being separated by the other persons nose, which resembles sitting on a bicycle seat.
But you must pedal with your feet and hold your arms out as if you are actually riding a bicycle.
Dude the other day i was going in for the t-bag and i slipped and full on bicycle sheeted on there face. my nuts were all like spread eagle.
by B-cutsCrazyMind April 2, 2012
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Bicycle kicker

When you decide to play Mortal Kombat and some asshole picks Liu Kang just for the sake of the one move that this person mastered and will proceed to bend you over and fuck you no matter what character you choose. This bullshit move is called the bicycle kick.
Dude I'm done playin Kombat with you your such a Bicycle kicker
by Triplej45 May 22, 2015
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Big Pine Bicycle

A slut that lives in Big Pine Key, Florida. She opens her legs to just about any guy willing to give her the time of day. She has been passed around to just about every guy in Big Pine Key. She does not discriminate on age, race or social status, she just loves to take any dick that comes her way. She will swallow you and let you cum wherever you want. She does this to boost her self confidence, but this doesn't work so she keeps weaving through different cliques of dicks trying to find hapiness.
Damn dude I'm horny.

Bro, call up the big pine bicycle! She gives everyone a ride! A lil wore out but just put on a new rubber and she'll ride alright!
by Beentheremanytimes September 7, 2013
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Si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería Una bicicleta

Translation: If my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle

Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Person 1: "Si estuviera presidente..." (If I were president...)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
by Drmakneeo November 16, 2014
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chocolate biccie

Derogatory slang term for catholics used in Northern Ireland.
Apparently derives from the fact that Nuns look like Penguins, and a Penguin is a type of chocolate biscuit.
Here Gerry, your mum's a fucking chocolate biccie! y'dick!

If you like a lot o' chocolate on ur biscuit...

we’re going to need to conduct a number
of tests before I can give you any answers, y'chocolate biccie bastard!
by Mike Q Carswell February 28, 2006
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Fucked up like a Puerto Rican bicycle

Either shit faced drunk or stoned, dont agree with something, or someone has you wrong.
"I can't weld this rusted up shit it fucked up like a puerto rican bicycle"

"I drank so much natty I got fucked up like puerto rican bicycle"
by jip28 October 11, 2011
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bicycle pussy

An undesirable vagina. This is because it is mangled, tore up, and blew out from sitting on a bicycle seat and peddling too long and too often.
Her bicycle pussy was so gross that I could not bring myself to stick it in.
by Satisfier March 13, 2014
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