kirk bender

That quiet person who suddenly lashes out in a crazy rage which was completely unexpected

Someone called him a fag and he turned into a total Kirk Bender

by 2funny4you May 25, 2014

cole bender

A mistake

you are a cole bender

by cole kenyon bender May 12, 2018

gender bender

Someone who you see and cannot immediately discern the gender of.

"Lots of gender benders in this store."

by Commonwealth1325 October 19, 2003

Poo Bender

A poo bender is the act of dedicating a night out to poo'ing and in particular poo'ing hard. A poo bender can take place with ones self and a handful of laxatives or can be shared by friends a family in a more communal way.

Jon: Hey guys, did you hear Alex's is hosting a poo bender!
Scott: Yeah, hell yeah!
Sean: Ive got the laxatives someone grab the stools!

by poo king June 20, 2009

simp bender

one who attracts too many simps to the point where its scary

"where'd you get all that stuff?"
"im a simp bender"

by saouki July 6, 2020

weeny benders

Men's cotton underwear briefs.

Man, these weeny benders are crampin' my style!

by B.J. Morley April 16, 2007

Brentwood benders

All people from Brentwood are bent arseholes. They enjoy daily fisting sessions in the library and never back their beef.
Pussyholes.

I saw this one guy enjoying his hotdog too much
must have been one of the Brentwood benders.

by master batr 6000 May 2, 2019