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Batty Chirp

Batty Chirp is a derogatory comment to someone else, by means of giving them back chat.
Batty Chirp is also where someone is chatting blatant shit to you and you know that they are exaggerating or lying in order to make themselves seem better than you.
"Oi mate, don't be giving me any of that batty chirp!"
"Are you giving me batty chirp?"
by Benicassim August 16, 2011
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batty mayonnaise

Semen drawn from a recently buggered jamaican mans anus, it is considered a delicacy in the caribbean
by Cedres buttfillager III January 5, 2005
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compressed batty

the bum of a male that has an oval shape and looks squeezed together.
girl 1: rah look at his flat batty
girl 2: well,it's more of a compressed batty
by greenblazer April 4, 2019
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Batty randem

A satchel like bag used to transport drugs by 'runners'
Running with them batty randems
by Solo-/:// March 26, 2013
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Batty fap

"Go have a batty fap you battyfapper."

"Quit your battyfapping!" - Stop being an arse wanker.

The term Battyfapper may be used to describe the profession of male and female strippers, who parade their batty for the fapping pleasure of their audience.
by MintJollyBoy January 6, 2012
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Batty scrunch

The term used to describe an anal cavity after serious prolonged penetration which resembles a hair scrunchy

Also an insult for absolute queers
“Jesus your ass looks just batty scrunch”

“Oi, big Scott, ya fucking batty scrunch!”
by The fanny licker September 13, 2019
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Peng batti

Lad 1: Rah she’s got a peng batti

Lad 2: Yh innit g I’d tap that ting any day
by Road man 1 June 23, 2019
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