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Baseball Dad 

Middle-classed men who usually drive pickup trucks, ban their kids from watching showing with swearing in it or anything PG-13, ground their kids all the time or take away their electronics frequently, and attend sporting events such as football, or baseball (hence the name) and making them chop wood in the morning.
Watch out! The baseball dads are taking up the parking lot about to fight!
Baseball Dad by SunFlow3 March 20, 2021
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Baseball Stars

The coolest fucking NES baseball game of all time and the second best NES sports game of all time, behind Tecmo Super Bowl.
Dude, those Lovely Ladies on Baseball Stars are hot. I'd love to see them and the Ghastly Monsters go at it.
Baseball Stars by kingdick April 6, 2005

baseball bat 

a very large blunt
hey call up mike and we can get some baseball bats
baseball bat by ongekyume September 9, 2019

baseball player 

Girl 1: who has the best ass
Girl 2: every baseball player
baseball player by playaplaya99 March 31, 2015

baseball chemistry 

1. When everyone in the clubhouse is getting along (i.e. there is no Barry Bonds, Jeff Kent, and T.O. has not decided to play baseball). The power of friendship and positive thinking will overcome.

2. The only thing that is perhaps more overrated than Tim Burton.
Reggie Jackson -- the biggest clubhouse cancer of his generation -- won five rings in seven years. Who needs baseball chemistry when you have star power?

baseball booty 

A baseball booty is a baseball players butt when he's in his uniform. Most baseball booties are kind of perky and big but they don't look like a girl butt. Baseball booties are awesome, but not every player has one (at least not a good one)
Girl 1: "Did you see his butt! It looks fine in those baseball pants!"
Girl 2: "Yea! Man, he has a great baseball booty!"

baseball boys 

probably the hottest guys you will ever meet.
damn those baseball boys are hot.
baseball boys are always the move.
baseball boys by @evapappano March 12, 2019