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school bathrooms

1. the closest thing you can get to a war-torn third-world country in suburban midwestern america, with such features as
-shit in the urinal
-piss puddles on the floor
-some whore giving head in the disabled stall... how ironic
-some great "modern art" (dicks and other private parts) on the walls, drawn by such great artists as the guy who eats his boogers in 7th period and the wigger in the back of your biology class
-the wafting smell of swamp ass and unflushed shit that, on hot days, flows outside of the bathrooms and into the halls
-sinks with a broken soap dispenser and those fuckin air hand dryer things that are like as loud as a damn slayer concert but give as much air as a broken box fan
-a ton of kids vaping, likely a cover-up until after school, when they likely engage in homosexual intercourse in the bathroom... now it's quite obvious why there's dicks drawn on the walls.

2. a huge insult you can give someone, someone who tends to smell bad and/or just be a shitty person in general.
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1. I really had to piss during algebra so when the ball rang i ran to one of the school bathrooms... needless to say, I don't think i'll ever piss or shit till the day I die

2. Brenda is totally a school bathroom, she smells like moldy cooch and fucks all of the junior varsity football team, what a fucking whore!!
by Punchy_207 May 16, 2022
mugGet the school bathroomsmug.

tagging the Bathroom

Similar to how dogs tag a tree or fire hydrant....

in humans, it's an act of vandalism where someone (primarily males) will urinate all over a bathroom.
Doorknob, sink, toilet, paper products... EVERYTHING!!! And it's super gross, bc the staff of the establishment has to clean it up.
That dude was so pissed he didn't get a discount on his nachos that he tried tagging the bathroom.... there's piss everywhere!
by the class clown April 8, 2013
mugGet the tagging the Bathroommug.

Paul's Bathroom

The flatmate's bathroom where one is wont to lay a hefty steaming log when getting caught short in female company and not wanting her to hear the inevitable thunder and splashdown.
I want to do a poo, I want to do a poo in Paul's bathroom.

Sorry love, I'm gonna have to go to Paul's bathroom for this one as it's gonna stink.
by TMISv2.0 July 27, 2009
mugGet the Paul's Bathroommug.

bathroom bandit

Someone who secretly destroys your bathroom after a night of excessive drinking.
Jodi: "Wow Sanj really messed up our bathroom"
Ashley: "Ya he's a real bathroom bandit!"
by smashley2121 March 15, 2010
mugGet the bathroom banditmug.

The Albanian Bathroom

A bathroom that does not have a toilet or a sink but is still in use.
"Hey Akhbar, make sure to clean up the Albanian Bathroom when you are done."
by hatzi2k November 13, 2009
mugGet the The Albanian Bathroommug.

public bathroom

SMELLS LIKE TOTAL SHIT!!!!!
(Worse than hell)
Gaad Daim, it smellz liek yur mohmma in hear!
by I luv dubya March 5, 2005
mugGet the public bathroommug.

bathroom lips

(noun)-directed towards someone sucks cock on a regular basis.
Lisa told me I had bedroom eyes, and I told her she had bathroom lips because she has herpes around her mouth.
by Joker321 May 25, 2008
mugGet the bathroom lipsmug.

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