Avocado

The best thing ever I mean man, these are the best. My goodness.

Person 1: hey do you know what an avocado is?

Person 2: you mean the best possible thing ever.

by Avocado boi November 18, 2020

avocado

the most sexual thing ever marcail

dont make the emoji an avocado unless u wanna fuck

by ducks about town May 10, 2020

avocado

verb: to ignore, to ghost someone
in vietnamese, “avocado” and “butter” are both called “bơ”. “bơ” is also a slang for “ignore”.

- I’m gonna avocado that dude he’s so annoying.
- She avocadoed me because I pissed her off.

by defrostrequestsent May 19, 2020

antisocial avocado

someone who is annoying and needs to stop taking social media so bloody seriously

random: stop being and antisocial avocado

jake: did u just doxx me?!?!?

by bidguylol August 20, 2020

avocado surprise

When you find an avocado in a location that it shouldn't be.

"Ooooh they just got avocado surprised..."

by DR MAGIK August 24, 2020

Avocado pudding

A dessert made out of blend up avocado almond milk and honey.It originated from Vietnam but got its hype from Kourtney Kardashian and Addison Rae.

You should add maple syrup instead of honey because the avocado pudding taste so much better with it.

by By watamisuppousetarite August 28, 2020

Avocado attack

Avocado attack is a god and owns the universe, slashedX and moon suck and avo is better. Thats why they are lonely

Avocado Attack is baby

by Peen head September 7, 2020