Aunt Jamima

The act of pouring maple syrup over genitals, and giving or receiving oral sex immediately afterward.

Flavored syrups are optional.
"Dude, your mom totally made me breakfast with some Aunt Jamima this morning!"
by ThePH December 11, 2009
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Aunt Jamima

When you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you. So when she falls asleep you masturbate and cum on her chest. After that, stick the bedsheet on to her chest and when she wakes up it's stuck to the cum and she has an apron like Aunt Jamima. Just the opposite of a Superman.
Yo man, my girl flat passed out on me last night so I gave that hoe da Aunt Jamima...now the beach can use that apron to make my ass breakfast.
by Johnny_B January 02, 2008
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Aunt Diane

An insult to an aunt who has sex with her neice or nephew. Originating from the pornographic series Taboo where the main character Jimmer in a spur of the moment has sex with his Aunt Diane
*Aunt Dianes friend gets off of Jimmy*
Friend: Come on Diane you'd love it
Jimmy: Yeah Aunt Diane I've always wanted to
Diane: You have? Well *takes of dress* better keep it in the family
by Taveon May 01, 2009
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Aunt Mildred

The go-to name Americans use for their aunt, or other distant female relative, when they don't want to use a real name.
Last Christmas my Aunt Mildred got me a sweater and mittens.

Joe's Aunt Mildred has seventeen cats and eats nutra-grain bars for dinner.
by Saint of San Diego2 September 05, 2009
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aunt betty

an aunt betty is a black woman or girl that acts real white.
Condalese Rice is an Aunt Betty.
by Tiana P and Tim August 22, 2006
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Aunt Melinda

When your voice cracks and sounds all watery. It can be caused from alot of saliva in mouth, excesivive amounts of water dranken, your food only being half swallowed. And many more things may cause an Aunt Melinda
friend 1 -Haha dude you just had an Aunt Melinda

friend 2 -Not uh

friend 1 - don't deny it i heard your voice got all watery

friend 2 - hahahahah damn it
by Polkadot2397 July 12, 2006
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Aunt Carol

Similar to an "Uncle Ted", except an "Aunt Carol" usually has nothing to do, so she calls up people and gets in 5 hour long phone conversations with them.
Husband: "Honey I'm home!... Jesus, are you still on the phone?!"

Wife: "Yes I've been on since 8AM! She is such an Aunt Carol!"

by Illu Sionist December 20, 2007
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