natural athlete

Individual born with outstanding athletic and sexual skills. While others may have to work hard to excel on the athletic field and in the bedroom, natural athletes will achieve great things without practicing or expending much effort.

"Gary is ...not a natural athlete."

"At first glance my partner may appear to be a lowly gizz-mopper, but I can assure you he is a well-endowed natural athlete."

by NVA Barry April 9, 2006

cyber athlete

One who plays games on a computer as a sport.

by Cactuar December 21, 2002

Athlon

The best processor EVER created.

The rivals of the shitty company, Intel.

Athlon's rock!

Dude, you're getting an ATHLON!

by Oracle99 January 29, 2003

Athletes penis

Irritation and itching to the crotch after excessive sweating. Also known in some circles as "trench dick"

"Hey bro you wanna go do sit ups in the hallway?" "Sorry bro I got a mad case of athletes penis. Yolo."

by jockstrap on June 25, 2014

Athelete

Not to be confused with jocks, who are usually stuck-up idiots. Atheletes are people who are actually concerned about aspects of their lives other than their popularity and their cheerleader girlfriend. Athletes have an 85% better chance at becoming more successful than jocks, who will eventually be the people who clean the toilets at your local gas station. Atheletes, however, run a risk of being converted to jocks if they are on a sports team or group with them for an extended period of time (usually 2-3 years). High school teams usually are 10% athelets and 90% jocks.

Hey, Jackie Robinson was a great athelete! He broke the sports color barrier!
Hey, Michael Vick was a great jock. He fought dogs and lied about it!

by Rather_Large_Wombat March 21, 2008

battle athletes

A CUTE Anime were half-NAKED girls compete for the Cosmic Beauty Rank! CHARACTERS!!!!

Akari - AHHHHHHHHHH! I LOVE HER! So CUTE!!!! I like her NAKED!

Anna - So cute! Nudey wudey!

There's a scene were Anna gets NAKED at a girls bathhouse with other NAKED girls! They find out that she's actually a BOY! Then, in panic, the girls run around NAKED! Then the NAKED Anna hugs the NAKED Akari! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I wanked to that!

by Snebulizer/Nih +grr July 9, 2003

Athlete

A true athlete is a person who plays many sports and tries hard. Athletes are nice to everybody, and hang out with whoever they want. Athletes are good sports. They usually have a plan in life and are qute smart. (Not quite nerds, whose IQ is greater than their wight. Very smart!)

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PLEASE SEE!!!!
Athletes are NOT to be confused with jocks! Jocks are Dumb Ass people who surprisingly are popular. (Does anyone know why?) A jock's IQ is 1/10th their weight. They play one sport, usually football or wrestling. Jocks get held back many times. They get cars they don't deserve, and end up living in their parent's basement, having a part time job flipping burgers at McDonalds. (IF LUCKY!)

Guy 1: Man, Curt is a true athlete, he's also really nice compared to Joe and his team. He's training hard!
Guy 2: Joe is a douchebag. He's probably still at that AIDS-fufilled party, wasted with his team and cheerleaders.
Guy 1: Does Joe even play anything besides football?
Guy 2: No, but Curt is on our Basketball team, LAX team, Baseball Team, and swim team. He plays a bunch of other sports, and not to mention his grades!

NOTE TO THE EDITOR:
Joe and Curt were random names.

by defgiva March 6, 2010