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Assistant Vice Deputy Piss Boy

A person at the lowest possible rank of the corporate ladder
My job title is bakery clerk which is the politically correct way of saying assistant vice deputy piss boy
by TheBlackAnkh November 13, 2021
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Assisted Reload

Slang term for when you give someone a reach around. Originated from the 2024 videogame Helldivers 2
Hey buddy, you look lonely. Look like you could use an Assisted Reload...
by Limp_Brizkit March 14, 2024
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Relationship Assistant

Someone you employ to help fill in the gaps that your main relationship is no longer meeting.

May be on a permanent or temporary basis, paid or unpaid.

Services can include companionship, advice or sexual favors.
Leon: "Dating Stacey is so hard. She's always away on business."
Fred: "Why don't you talk to Kylie? She's a professional relationship assistant."
by just like honey November 21, 2021
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Pernicious Assistance

Help provided against the will of the recipient and/or giver
The grocery store bagger, in a fine display of pernicious assistance, quickly jammed my items into the bag, despite my saying "no, thanks" as I paid the cashier. "It's my job, ma'am," said his mouth, as his eyes told me to stop blocking the line.
by Pernicious Assistant November 10, 2021
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Crew chief assistant

A bunch of dumbdumbs, with dumbdumb ideologies, dumbdumb meanings, and dumbdumb personalities. If the plane craches, its their fault
Oh! A crew chief assistant? Must be a dumbass
by ngjerseth November 4, 2020
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Assisted docking

When you dock with another man, who happens to be a cripple. Requiring you to hold both your own and the other guy's danger noodle in order to touch tips
Connor got with a paraplegic guy and had to perform assisted docking when they touched tips
by Fallen Hussar February 21, 2023
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finanacial assistance

Money dat you get from yer gramma.
Many children may have trouble getting their parents to give them money for stuff in da candy aisle or toy department, but they often can count on finanacial assistance.
by QuacksO February 13, 2023
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