My job title is bakery clerk which is the politically correct way of saying assistant vice deputy piss boy
by TheBlackAnkh November 13, 2021
Get the Assistant Vice Deputy Piss Boymug. Slang term for when you give someone a reach around. Originated from the 2024 videogame Helldivers 2
by Limp_Brizkit March 14, 2024
Get the Assisted Reloadmug. Someone you employ to help fill in the gaps that your main relationship is no longer meeting.
May be on a permanent or temporary basis, paid or unpaid.
Services can include companionship, advice or sexual favors.
May be on a permanent or temporary basis, paid or unpaid.
Services can include companionship, advice or sexual favors.
Leon: "Dating Stacey is so hard. She's always away on business."
Fred: "Why don't you talk to Kylie? She's a professional relationship assistant."
Fred: "Why don't you talk to Kylie? She's a professional relationship assistant."
by just like honey November 21, 2021
Get the Relationship Assistantmug. The grocery store bagger, in a fine display of pernicious assistance, quickly jammed my items into the bag, despite my saying "no, thanks" as I paid the cashier. "It's my job, ma'am," said his mouth, as his eyes told me to stop blocking the line.
by Pernicious Assistant November 10, 2021
Get the Pernicious Assistancemug. A bunch of dumbdumbs, with dumbdumb ideologies, dumbdumb meanings, and dumbdumb personalities. If the plane craches, its their fault
by ngjerseth November 4, 2020
Get the Crew chief assistantmug. When you dock with another man, who happens to be a cripple. Requiring you to hold both your own and the other guy's danger noodle in order to touch tips
by Fallen Hussar February 21, 2023
Get the Assisted dockingmug. Many children may have trouble getting their parents to give them money for stuff in da candy aisle or toy department, but they often can count on finanacial assistance.
by QuacksO February 13, 2023
Get the finanacial assistancemug.