per say

People who use this probably also use perchance incorrectly

Jim: Per say

Bob: Per se

Jim: Fuck you bob you dumbass piecashit

by wtf do I write in here bro July 26, 2024

Weirdo Pers

Someone isolated from others and believes his own weird truths

What does it means that Russians are African nation? Stop being weirdo Pers

by JoshHockenson November 20, 2021

Per Crapita

A measure of how many/much per unit or instance of crap.

Netflix's business model is a great example of pricing per crapita. They keep raising prices and have nothing but crap to watch.

by RickRickRIckRIckyRIckyRaccoon February 3, 2023

Per fect

Louis Tomlinson, what LEEROY says in the Beat song ever music video

“Did you listen to Nobody is Listening”

“Yes it was per fect”

by Iamright February 18, 2021

Per Stian

His Name is Henrik but everyone call him Per Stian. Hes The Weird kid.

Teacher: Were going to the beach
Per Stian: Im bringing the fishing rod and my whole fishing book collection BIIIIITCH.
His Friend: Fuck there that camping kid goes again.

by Branman sam May 11, 2021

correggilo per favore

The term "correggilo per favore" is corporate speak for "correct this please." The term is interpreted as droop everything and "fix this immediately." It is typically sent via a text message or email from a manager to an underling requesting immediate changes be made to the attached or referenced document.

The boss just sent me a text message, "correggilo per favore!" with a list of changes to the report I gave him yesterday!

by R with an F October 11, 2022

She's a per

When something is just awesome or just conveniently works out the way you wanted it to.

SK: Wait, how are we getting to the rave?

Dave: On my llama you fool!

SK: Oh she's a per!! :)

(Upon receiving your McDonald's meal and being completely satisfied with it)

She's a per!!

Dave: When do we have to be home?

SK: We still have four hours!!

Dave: She's a per!

by Dave&SK July 7, 2011