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Just trying to see if you were paying attention

Normally used by teachers to cover up when they make an idiotic mistake. By saying "Just trying to see if you were paying attention" teachers can make it seem like they meant to make their dumb mistake, when really they're just stupid...
Teacher: "On the test, we had over 5 FLAIRURES"

Student: "Don't you mean failures?"

Teacher: "NO, i was just trying to see if you were paying attention"

Student: "ah, of course"
by Crozefly February 21, 2011
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if she were naughty, I would spank her

Phrase most popular in the late 90s and early 2000s; guys would say this to each other to express that a woman was physically attractive. Rarely used nowadays, and even then only by people 30-50 yrs old.
"Hey, John. Do you think Jane at Sam Goody is cute?"
"G'yeah... if she were naughty, I would spank her."
by The Rev NG8 August 5, 2018
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I didn't know you were chill like that

I Didn't Know You Were Chill Like That, originally known as I Didn’t Realize You Were Chilling Dog, refers to a viral video trend on TikTok that involves one person in a car, predominantly a Tesla, giving a peace sign or hang ten sign to someone annoyed at their behavior. The trend started in mid-2022 on TikTok.
Walter white: Jesse do you wanna cook?
Jesse: Mr White I didn't know you were chill like that!
by Adolf Peterson October 17, 2022
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his balls were bigger than his brain

This can be used to define times when a guy does something that requires a great deal of nerve and skill, but he is truly lacking in skill and ends up hurt, humiliated, and/or dead. Alcohol is considered the main accelerant to this condition.
Roz looked down from the 58 foot cliff that overlooked the shallow, rock-filled lagoon. While diving to his imminent death, he knew that his balls were bigger than his brain.
by von groovy September 6, 2017
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you were a little hard on the beaver last night

1) Quote from the the 1957 classic TV show "Leave it to Beaver"

2) When a male sexually pleases a female sometimes inducing pain, but always pleasure ;)
Bridget: "Wow, last night was bad."
Muhammad: "What do you mean? I had a great time!"
Bridget: "Yeah but you were a little hard on the beaver last night..."
by Justin Manfred Weaver December 22, 2008
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I wish I were born a boy

I wish i were a boy means that you're a ftm crying over wanting to be a "real boy" tho you were never a girl.
Me: I wish I were born a boy
My bestie: wow...OK

Me: casually cries.
by Plzdontcallmefag December 16, 2022
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liked you better when you were fat

Sarcastic way of saying you don’t like someone (because the person was never fat)
Jim: Fred I liked you better when you were fat
Fred: I never was fat
Jim:I know, I never liked you
by USA1010 September 24, 2020
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