armageddon sandwich

Two slices of bread with a piece of paper placed between the slices that has the word "armageddon" written on it, often sent through the mail anonymously as a prank that confuses and dumbfounds whoever recieves the sandwich in the mail. Using moldy bread adds extra humor and awesomeness to the prank. The armageddon sandwich was founded in November of 2007 by a man who is known to the public only as Silly Sally 54.

Dude, my roommate received a package in the mail the other day and was ecstatic until he opened it to reveal the dreaded armageddon sandwich.

by anonymous prankster December 31, 2007

Armando

BIG player, Usually Mexican. Tells girls that he "loves them" But really he's just trying to get with them. Once he has sex with you he WILL leave you not long after you 'do it'. He leaves all his girlfriends heartbroken. And he most likely wont even care about your feelings. No matter what DON'T trust anything he says.

Brandon " Hey Armando, aren't you with Brittney?"
Armando " Uhhhm, Who's Brittney?"
Brandon " The girl you took to your house yesterday.."
Armando " what the fuck are you talking about? I don't know her!!"

by CanyonCountryGiiiirl September 3, 2009

Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker

This abomination is an individual who has three arms. With its extremely devious sex fetishes, the Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker is not something you see every day. You wouldn't want to see one anyways, unless your gay or a chick. The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker uses three arms at a time on a mans genitalia. He simultaneously juggles the balls of its victim while stroking its cock with its rough, leathery palms. Victims often suffer extreme cases of PTSD, or Post-traumatic Stress Disorder, and must be sent in for psycho evaluation.

The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker jumped on its victim and juggled his balls so hard, they wrapped around his cock and got punched with every stroke of the monsters mighty fist upon his cock. This man required amputation of cock and balls, and extreme psycho treatment. His friends and family say he was never the same man again.

by Kike-O October 14, 2009

Armando

Weird ass mother fucker thats built like the cinnamon from apple jacks and looks like a mf broccoli.

Hey Fuck you Armando, Broccoli head ass mf

by sodjwodo November 21, 2021

Dark Armed Dragon

the charlie sheen of yugioh cards

me: I summon my dark armed dragon remove my 3 monsters from play and attack for game

opponent: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

dark armed dragon: duh, winning

me: HOLY *** ON A *** SANDWICH MY CARD CAN TALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by foopahfan June 14, 2011

One Armed Scissor

A knife

Woah nice butter-one armed scissor

by A guy with a face August 5, 2008

armada

An offensive word used for anything and everything offensive all at the one time.

Person 1: hey you're such a bitch / slut / loser / tool / nerd / skank / hoe / freak / fatperson.. etc
Person 2: You mean I'm an armada?!?!
Person 1: yeah, pretty much
Person 2: I'm gonna go die in a rectum now.

by emz-n-ez November 23, 2006