That one company that pretends to innovate in the tech world, but in reality they make mediocre stuff and they pretend it's magic. Ya know, that one popular phone manufacturer
They also really excel at making their stuff harder to repair each year!
They also really excel at making their stuff harder to repair each year!
Amy: I just bought an Apple Iphone for the tenth year in a row because considering anything else would be too hard.
by The Palm June 11, 2020
An apple is a thing that is SO tight. That all the other fruits are jealous. But is best friends with a banana. May be used for masturbation as well.
by Kelly the Banana November 10, 2010
Steven got an apple from his girlfriend sucking his manly part.
Billy Bob was working on giving Liano a apple.
Billy Bob was working on giving Liano a apple.
by Steven Billy Bob August 07, 2010
What the fuck. You stupid dumb ass. Were you like born yesterday. Why are you searching this. Why do you need to know! DUMBASSES THESE DAYS. Stuuupid teensagers dont have a educatiooon
by A smart person who has an educ March 09, 2012
by lotaz December 09, 2007
A fruit of seduction by the devil to the woman when she was together with her other half in the Garden of Eden, from the beginning, as though she needed one to get excited when a strawberry would do.
The apple is like the fruity equivalent of the “unlucky Friday 13,” which has received such a bad press from superstitious folks, who would blame the date for anything that could possibly go wrong on that “evil day.”
by MathPlus September 14, 2021
A great computer hardware/software company. Period. People who tout the benefits of Windows-based machines are inflexible, incorrigible, and inept. Take a look at the votes given to other definitions of apple. Notice that Carlos Net's spectacular entry has more than twice the number of thumbs-ups than thumbs-downs. Notice also that all of the entries bashing on Apple Computers received overwhelming amounts of thumbs-downs. Just take a look, you sorry little Windows-users, trapped in your cages of XP, ME, NT, and 2K. I pity you.
by Coolguy! May 24, 2005