by Banana yogurt October 9, 2020
Get the Jack Edgarmug. A great lover. A men with a heart. But not only is his heart big, but sure is he's dick. Sweet loving caring man. Respects his women loves her unconditionally.
by LoveMaker346 December 21, 2016
Get the kevin edgarmug. by The 6 God Himself October 22, 2020
Get the Nutty Edgarmug. A man who is loved by his wife. His wife does not love Heathcliff, and does love Edgar Linton very very much.
Heathcliff: Edgar Linton's wife Catherine loves me.
Anyone who lives in reality: No, she actually loves Edgar Linton. She told me she hates you, actually.
Anyone who lives in reality: No, she actually loves Edgar Linton. She told me she hates you, actually.
by Edgar Linton Official March 30, 2024
Get the Edgar Lintonmug. Some doctors liken it to a tree trunk. Others to a length of anchor rope. And still others compare it to a barber's pole. Whatever it's true dimensions, Edgar Acuña is stuck with a gigantic penis, and science can't help him.
Diagnosed with Phallumegaly (bigness of penis) at a young age, Edgar Acuña grew up without learning how to ride bike... without being able to play little league (protective cups are too small)... without being able to feel comfortable in a locker room or a regular pair of shorts. And it looks as though he'll never be able to enjoy those everyday pleasures.
Recently rejected for yet another risky penis reduction surgery, Edgar is lost. Medical professionals are afraid to operate on his Neanderthal club-sized penis out of a fear of massive blood loss. "When you've got a cannon like Edgar’s, the risk inherent with an invasive procedure is simply too dangerous," explains Dr. Emily Granverse of Institute of Phallumegaly. "I'm afraid Mr. Acuña’s will just have to stumble through life with what seems like, in many respects, a third femur."
Edgar will have to wait for what might be a long, long, long time.
Diagnosed with Phallumegaly (bigness of penis) at a young age, Edgar Acuña grew up without learning how to ride bike... without being able to play little league (protective cups are too small)... without being able to feel comfortable in a locker room or a regular pair of shorts. And it looks as though he'll never be able to enjoy those everyday pleasures.
Recently rejected for yet another risky penis reduction surgery, Edgar is lost. Medical professionals are afraid to operate on his Neanderthal club-sized penis out of a fear of massive blood loss. "When you've got a cannon like Edgar’s, the risk inherent with an invasive procedure is simply too dangerous," explains Dr. Emily Granverse of Institute of Phallumegaly. "I'm afraid Mr. Acuña’s will just have to stumble through life with what seems like, in many respects, a third femur."
Edgar will have to wait for what might be a long, long, long time.
by Ahkuna April 20, 2022
Get the Edgar Acuñamug. a blonde girl that falls in love with skater boys and thinks that the word "bababooey" is funny but so do i
by dingdongthewitchisdead69 November 26, 2020
Get the hannah edgarmug. Person 1: I just slapped the shit out of that annoying ass Edgar yesterday My Cholo
Person 2: Type Shit
Person 2: Type Shit
by SMARTBOYYYY July 31, 2025
Get the Edgarmug.