Evil Edgar

The worst possible person to ever walk the earth. Literally just pure scum. If I could punch Evil Edgar in the face, I would.
Evil Edgar. Ugh. Again?
by angrypeaman February 13, 2020
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Jack Edgar

Cool funny underrated guy who no one listens to
Is that jack Edgar

Who is that
I dunno
by Banana yogurt October 10, 2020
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Edgar the Great

A knight from long ago, who was so fat he rolled everywhere he went. His favorite food is tacos, and he doesn’t wear normal knight armor because he’s to morbidly obese to wear it. Also, he killed Terrence from a angry birds, bc he’s so fast like a Bugatti. What colors your Bugatti?!?! 😎🗿🌮👉👌
Ur mom looks like Edgar the Great
by Dr. Johnny September 07, 2023
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Eloise Edgar

The flattest gal, but a social butterfly who loves to chat. A great straight friend who is attracted to gay guys.
Eloise Edgar: Have you seen my boyfriend?
Person: Yes he’s at the gay bar
by Cygnus_Atratus July 21, 2023
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Edgar Acuña

Some doctors liken it to a tree trunk. Others to a length of anchor rope. And still others compare it to a barber's pole. Whatever it's true dimensions, Edgar Acuña is stuck with a gigantic penis, and science can't help him.

Diagnosed with Phallumegaly (bigness of penis) at a young age, Edgar Acuña grew up without learning how to ride bike... without being able to play little league (protective cups are too small)... without being able to feel comfortable in a locker room or a regular pair of shorts. And it looks as though he'll never be able to enjoy those everyday pleasures.

Recently rejected for yet another risky penis reduction surgery, Edgar is lost. Medical professionals are afraid to operate on his Neanderthal club-sized penis out of a fear of massive blood loss. "When you've got a cannon like Edgar’s, the risk inherent with an invasive procedure is simply too dangerous," explains Dr. Emily Granverse of Institute of Phallumegaly. "I'm afraid Mr. Acuña’s will just have to stumble through life with what seems like, in many respects, a third femur."

Edgar will have to wait for what might be a long, long, long time.
Edgar Acuña is believed to be the leader in penis size-to-wealth ratio!
by Ahkuna April 20, 2022
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kevin edgar

A great lover. A men with a heart. But not only is his heart big, but sure is he's dick. Sweet loving caring man. Respects his women loves her unconditionally.
Kevin Edgar

How's he so sweet.

Why cant i find a man like him.
by LoveMaker346 December 21, 2016
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