Selective Battery Amnesia

A problem that persists with the "System Management Bus," in a particular sector of the "Smart Battery System" that happens when a battery is over-charged or charged before being completely empty on countless events.

The effects of SBA are misreadings of battery life and malfunction of software of which work with the battery.

This problem persists in most battery chips found in portable electronics and can be fixed by draining the battery through one extended use before doing a full charge.

"Man, my computer says my battery is low, but I just charged it!" "Don't worry! it's Selective Battery Amnesia, just let the battery run down and it will fix itself!"

by LextheYeti September 4, 2011

floor amnesia

forgetting which floor one is on. It usually occurs in a high-rise where all the floors look similar.

He was supposed to go to the sixth floor but due to floor amnesia he landed on the seventh floor.

by uttam maharjan September 20, 2011

Amazon Amnesia

When you've been buying all your stuff on Amazon and you forget where to find it in the actual store.

"Excuse me, I have Amazon Amnesia, where can I find the toilet paper? My Amazon subscribe and save isn't here yet and I'm all out."

by kwyjibo1 July 30, 2017

nut induced amnesia

when you nut on her forehead so hard that she forgets what she was doing and jerks you off a second time

Me: Jenny was going down on me right
Friend: yeah?
Me: I nutted so hard I gave her nut induced amnesia!
Friend: No way! did she go down on you again?
Me: Heck yeah!

by thebigboicheese June 20, 2018

Text Amnesia

That “text” you forgot to send, realizing only when your wife asks to borrow your phone - to buy 30 seconds to clear your Safari history and double check the contents of your photo album.

“Wow I almost got caught last night. Jill asked to use my phone so I pretended I had text amnesia.”

by WillyCravemore June 24, 2018

amnesia gremlin

A manifestation of the minds psychological desire to forget.

My amnesia gremlin makes studying for mid-terms hard.

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023

hiking amnesia

Hiker’s own selective amnesia.

Remembering the “wow” at the top but forgetting the “fuck there’s more” on the trail, making you want to do it again.

-We should redo the same trail because the view was stunning
-Must be your hiking amnesia speaking cuz we nearly died going up

by bcer420 January 5, 2024