Albert Tooker

Albert tooker is a gay ginger virgin

oh look it’s an albert tooker nigga

by Clapan November 30, 2019

Windy Albert

The act of expelling rectal gas onto an erect penis, usually acting as the conclusion of anal intercourse

"Jesus wept, Sandra! You've just given me a reet windy albert"

by wetjim53 February 13, 2020

Albert Hitler

He's the heir of der Führer

fuck me albert hitler

by Albert's admirerer September 26, 2017

Albert-John

This nigga is the realist nigga in nigga history.

Albert-John has a large pp

by OomAlbert November 24, 2021

Pulling an Albert

Embarking on a musical tour of the United Kingdom of Great Britain without the inclusion of the Republic of Ireland/Northern Ireland.

Just like Albert Hammond Jr - "pulling an Albert"

by HotPHATmezzz November 16, 2018

crack albert

A fat crackhead

Friend: fuck that crackhead is fat
Me: hey hey it's crack albert

by Puke lerry September 9, 2022

Chubby Albert

Your friendly neighbourhood broccoli

I was walking down the street and Chubby Albert offered to walk me across the road, what a nice broccoli

by Chubby Albert June 6, 2021