Alternate definition:
The act of pretending to be a nice person while interacting with others, then quietly farting before walking away.
The act of pretending to be a nice person while interacting with others, then quietly farting before walking away.
Since Dave took that salesman job, he's become really gassive aggressive. If the person he's dealing with is rude or obnoxious, he stays next to them until he can fart and let's it rip as soon as the interaction is finished. He even changed his diet to be more gaseous.
by RPG Protagonist August 20, 2017
Get the Gassive Aggressivemug. A person who:
1. Goes faster when the light turns yellow
2. Is not afraid to honk at dipshit drivers on the road
3. Never goes under 5 miles above the speed limit
4. Has the uncontrollable urge to pass slow drivers in front of them
5. Really really hates traffic
6. Is always on the left most lane
1. Goes faster when the light turns yellow
2. Is not afraid to honk at dipshit drivers on the road
3. Never goes under 5 miles above the speed limit
4. Has the uncontrollable urge to pass slow drivers in front of them
5. Really really hates traffic
6. Is always on the left most lane
*example of aggressive driver*
dipshit: (goes 5 miles under the speed limit)
Me: GO FASTER YOU CUNT!
dipshit: (goes even slower)
Me: Fuck this (illegally passes dipshit and flips him off)
dipshit: (goes 5 miles under the speed limit)
Me: GO FASTER YOU CUNT!
dipshit: (goes even slower)
Me: Fuck this (illegally passes dipshit and flips him off)
by Dubiks May 13, 2019
Get the Aggressive drivermug. Alternate term forFucking
My girl and I are gonna stayin tonight, put some Barry White on the iTunes and do some "Aggressive cuddling."
by BizzarroTravis March 14, 2009
Get the Aggressive cuddlingmug. hospitality in various parts of the planet earth that involves forced ritual eating or drinking, often involving multiple toasts ... this is particularly experienced in the Caucasus Mountain region ...
When I was in former Soviet Georgia, I was subjected to aggressive hospitality at a feast. I remember it vaguely, but it is the best vague memory I have ever had.
by kvishkhetidan July 29, 2009
Get the aggressive hospitalitymug. by Passive Aggressive February 7, 2021
Get the Passive aggressivemug. "DO I SENSE MICRO-AGGRESSION"
by Kevin Stewart Baker December 28, 2017
Get the micro-aggressionmug. A phrase which means a person, organization or country is propaganda, aggrandizing or full of bullshit.
by gridirondb8t February 18, 2022
Get the Ukrainian Aggressionmug.