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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to acronyms with perianal abscesses: {abbreviations}.
Person 1: Are you addicted to acronyms with perianal abscesses: {abbreviations}?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 1: Vagisil's Versions of Spartan Prayers (Catholicism): The First Juvenile Release
by Twittlerio February 1, 2025
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FaceBook Prayers

For when you ask for something in facebook to do something or someone to give you something.
Yesterday I asked for like buttons on comments! Now they do! My facebook prayers have been answered!!
by UDissoooepical June 19, 2010
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What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The battle of thermopylae (the battle for the Spartans prayer out of Angel Jose Robles)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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Prayer

A peanut head, wrinkly raisin, built like a ninja turtle ass girl. She thinks everyone likes her but really no body does, even my confidence isn't that high..
Prayer is ugly.
by ilovefrutydixiey222 September 2, 2022
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The Pimps Prayer

Lord please pray the the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong lord so she may learn a hoes place amen
by KrakenGod22 November 28, 2023
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A Surfers Prayer

A Surfer's Prayer
By Larry Bertlemann
Our Fellow Surfers who art in Heaven
Inspiration is thy Name.
Thy Surf spot come; thy Surfing Done
On Earth as it is in Heaven.
Give us this day, our daily Surf
And Forgive us our Drop-Ins
As we Forgive those, who Drop in on us.
And Lead us not into Temptation;
But Deliver us from Deep Tube Rides
And Bad Wipe Outs.
For thine is the Power and the kingdom
and the Glory behind Surfing.
Amen
Have you heard A Surfers Prayer by LB da Rubbermann? Everybody used to say surfers don't have a prayer ; Now they got a prayer.
by K&LB June 27, 2020
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