Jonathan

A very common olden name most commonly used amoung mormon boys. These individuals usually have to take Adderall and suck at Rainbow 6 Seige. They also are considered to be very tall and are often referred as Tree Boi due to their unusual height.

Hey what your name?
My name is Jonathan!
Oh hey Tree boi

by MLGsucci March 8, 2019

Jonathan

Good at everything , sport , and usually incredible at sex , he has a fairly large penis and everyone is jealous of his girlfriends , very good kisser and he’s crazy hot , everyone wants him but he’s loyal and won’t ever cheat so he’ll stick to his girl

omg he’s so amazing I bet he’s a Jonathan.
Look how hot he is he’s probably a Jonathan.

by XxflylikeaGxX February 5, 2019

Jonathan

One small boi.

That’s it.

Woah! That kid isn’t really small, he must be a Jonathan.

by Nartima October 16, 2019

Jonathan

A Rat

Oh shit! A Rat! Oi Jonathan- scatter, mate!

by Old French man May 28, 2019

Jonathan

An amazing young ladd. Is cammonly married with women named Anessa

Damn jonathan you are great

by Ohyesman1203 June 19, 2018

Jonathan

Loser who spams you with videos of Hitler saying nien because he’s disappointed in society yet has no life. His cool sidekick is mochi and together they will steal the moon.

Mochi: oh it’s jonathan he’s really cool y’know

Chase: Ugh jonathan 🙄 such an idiot

Mochi: you bitch 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Jonathan: nien nien nien

by Daddy Jason May 6, 2020

Jonathan

He heavy af even tho he cant breathe with his asthma *wheeze* having ass tho he cool ngl really fluffy dude everyone loves dis mans and he pretty ebic on xbox

Yo Big Nibba
It's Jonathan you frickin heck

by yeetdude420 October 28, 2019