Home Goods

A place to buy goods for your home. It has a nice selection of throw pillows.

Person One: I need a lamp
Person Two: Ok
Person One: I'm going to Home Goods
Person Two: Great

by Fire hydrant March 24, 2014

Home Churched

For people who don't belong to an organized religion or just need an excuse to be lounging on Sunday morning. Particularly useful to newcomers in the Bible Belt. Similar to Home Schooled.

Friend: So what church do you belong to?
You: I'm home churched.

Friend: Would you like to go to church with me this weekend?
You: No thanks dude, I'm home churched.

by sfoxe May 24, 2009

Stay Home

Travel 264 miles from your home

I should stay home this weekend, in Durham 264 miles from my actual house. Travel to Durham, save lives.

by thebeatles May 23, 2020

Google Home

The microphone Google uses for marketing.

Person 1: "Hey Google, I feel sick."
Google Home: According to Mayo Clinic, Malaise can have causes that aren't due to underlying disease. Examples include eating too much, drinking too much, inadequate sleep, feeling sad, missing normal exercise routine, or caffeine withdrawal."
Google Employee at Google Headquarters: "You hear that? Advertise medicine to them now!"

by HokoraYinphineMPP August 23, 2019

Boner Home

A "home" for your boner

I can't wait to go out and find a boner home

by Davendine July 6, 2017

Home inquiry

A term for asking someone to homecoming. Like a promposal, but worse

Janice : “I have a home inquiry for you, Daniel. Will you go to homecoming with me?”

Daniel: “i would, but I’m already going with Becky Q”

Janice: “Darny darn :( I guess I’ll just stay home and watch Anderson Cooper”

by Blanderson Blooper September 29, 2018

holmes home

a mexican persons house

yo ese lets go to our holmes home

by baby carl/ manilla cappin killah January 13, 2008