Garrett Smith

Garrett Smith is the best looking southern man alive! With all his great and successful talents he is good at everything! He is an amazing mechanic and welder and is one of the best drivers on and off dirt. Garrett Smith is also known for his amazing looks, and is good enough and respectful enough for any woman the follows his lead.
Hey do you know Garrett Smith? Yea is he the hot southern boy who banged my mom? Yea that him!
by Cleatus Smith November 08, 2021
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Pyles Garrett

The sexual act of shitting on someones chest and then clubbing them like a baby seal with a football helmet
Dude I totally gave her a Pyles Garrett last night.
by Avetso December 01, 2019
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Garrett Glencoe

Me
Its me Garrett Glencoe
by Me dumby head September 18, 2018
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Pull-a-Garrett

To cut and colour one's hair in an unusually bad fashion.
Nice bleach job, Darlene...pulling a Garrett are we?
by lostc February 07, 2005
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Garrett

"He just told me to shove a massive Bambi splinter in my urethra, fucking Garretts"
by A Fucking Cunt December 09, 2016
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wynn garrett

An asshole who won't leave you alone. When he does talk to you it's to be mean or piss you off. Don't be a Wynn Garrett.
Don't be such a fucking WYNN GARRETT!!!!
by haters-gonna_hate February 09, 2018
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Garrett Lawson

A person who never knows what he is talking about and nobody ever listens to them, they usually tend to have very small penis’s and have old men clothing style. They wear new balance shoes that old people wear and are only 5’0 if that.
Dude you see that person standing over there, he’s such a Garrett Lawson
by Garrett Lawson May 01, 2019
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