Booty Flute

(n.) Any progression of musical notes made audible through the medium of the sphincter.

Yo Johnny, all those bean burritos were just sheet music for the booty flute.

by bozley June 28, 2011

magic flute

Male sex organ. (usually used in ref. to oral sex)

My girlfriend played my magic flute.

by Cephas January 14, 2005

Picard's Flute

A euphemism for Jean Luc Picard's penis.

Dianna Troy: ...and what happened.

Dr. Crusher: I played with Picard's flute.

Data: I asked the Captain if I could play with his flute, but he gave me a funny look.

Dr. Crusher and Dianna Troy: -Chuckles-

Data: I don't get it

by Nonchalant Ego March 26, 2010

doushe flute

Queer sucking on a vape

During a party in my garage, this drunken queer fell off a cooler onto the floor and his doushe flute and berry flavor juice went skating in pieces across the floor

by Heinousness March 04, 2018

Flute Fairy

Someone who identifies as male enjoys the act of preforming felatio on a penis.

Person 1: "Did you see Chris the other night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he went home with that guy, he's such a flute fairy."

by BibongBoi May 10, 2023

strawberry flute

A strawberry flute is when you let a guy fuck you whilst you are on your period then when he pulls out you give him oral sex. His penis would be all red and covered in blood so its like playing a strawberry flute

I had the painters in but it didnt stop me giving him a strawberry flute afterwards!

by Porous Taurus November 29, 2016

zoot flute

Noun. Another word for dab pen or THC vape. Typically, multiple people play the zoot flute in accordance to compose a symphony.

Randall: “Yo, G. I’m tryna get boofed after school.

Gary: “Hell yeah bro, come hop in my whip after class and play the zoot flute with me.

by Bra55Flam1ngo April 13, 2021