Moist watermelon

Like soggy biscuit, except it is a watermelon with holes in it. The first person to finish eats the watermelon.
A - U wanna play Moist watermelon?
B - Im down
by Anon_ymus February 08, 2021
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Fried Watermelon

Why god did you have to fry a watermelon.
by DioStone August 27, 2020
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Japanese watermelon

A reference to the custom in small Japanese fishing villages to discipline an unfaithful wife by having all the fishermen ejaculate into a ripe watermelon and subsequently the chatting wife had to eat it. However, some women liked it and purposely sought this discipline so it is now used as an invitation to engage in this fetish.
That girl just received a watermelon in her DM's... You know what that means! Japanese Watermelon is crazy!
by Gh0st Dawg July 31, 2020
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Dirty Watermelon

Get the biggest watermelon you can find and put a hole into the melon, then shit (or piss) into the melon for three days and wait for the watermelon to rot. After this throw the melon at your enemy's.
I almost killed a man by throwing a dirty watermelon at him
by Hampterman July 04, 2021
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Gallagher’s Watermelon

When two males and two females participate in a four-way and the female with the larger breasts lays down flat on her back. While one male performs missionary intercourse with her, the other female performs oral on the other male. When both males are prepared to climax, they closely surround the female laying down and discharge semen between her breasts. Next, the second female stands over the female laying down and proceeds to defecate on top of the pile of semen. When finished, she also surrounds the other female and they all watch as the female laying down begins to stir the angry mixture with her breasts. Then with an open hand, she violently slaps the mixture with commanding force, spraying fecal-cum on all participants much like the 80’s comedian Gallagher did to melons with his sledge hammer.
The bedroom required professional cleaning after an innocent couple’s dinner led to Gallagher’s Watermelon.
by TDSMTD November 11, 2019
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Wild Watermelon

When you make a black woman squirt but she's on her period
Yea I made my girl pull a Wild Watermelon last night in bed
by ThadChundercock January 06, 2023
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Watermelon Soup

That one kid that likes BBC and thinks that head with no teeth is better than head with teeth and they usually have huge ass cocks.
That one kid Watermelon Soup always is finger banging my mom
by Fortniteamongus April 25, 2021
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