I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

by 7humbs December 9, 2008

date scrape

When a dog need to scratch its bum so badly it walks with its front legs only, dragging its arseclean your hole on the ground

Lucky did a date scrape down the grassy slope, looking like she was in a yoga class.

by Poll Hereford January 19, 2010

Corn Scraping

Corn Scrapping
Verb…the act by a dog of dragging its ass along the floor to scratch its anus.
Noun…the brown line left in the carpet after a vigorous corn scraping.

John Michael: Oh gross, is that brown mess corn scraping on Grandma’s carpeting?
Drew: That has to be, I saw Daisy corn scrapping earlier.

by ClarenceBede December 9, 2010

Scraping the Bark

too much teeth used while giving a bj

"she was givin me a bj and she bit me a little too much... she wound up scraping the bark!"

PAIN!
Ladies, just be careful!
If you must, practice in private on a Popsicle stick or somethin...

by apples2apples March 28, 2009

Scrape sauce

Sauce usually served up when you get scraped. This sauce tastes like penis, as it is most likely what you were eating when the "scraping" occurred.

OMFG D00D i just C 0 /\/\ /* |_ 3 + 3 |_ */ (completely) SCRAPED THIS KID SO HARD!!

oh really? I bet his scrape sauce tasted like dick.

by Mike Cant Read December 18, 2008

ball scrape

When you are shaving your pubic hair on your balls, and you accidentally cut your balls.

"Dude I was shaving my balls really quick for Friday night, and I got a ball scrape.

by bossssssy April 21, 2014

ball scrape

Condition that can occur in males when they shave their scrotum to fast or not carefully.

He got a ball scrape because the razor wouldn't conform to his ball sack. I told him to slow down or he won't go out because there will be a blood stain on his white jeans.

by Kacey2012 April 21, 2014