I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

by 7humbs December 9, 2008

gape and scrape

A term given to the act of a smear test carried out on women

My wife just got back from visiting the hospital and is walking like John Wayne. Dr Jones gave her a right good gape and scrape

by Leemo1919 May 13, 2018

Straight Scraping

Being broke

"to produce with difficulty"

So broke today, had to search my whole house for a few bucks... straight scraping

by Brosknow October 1, 2012

Bush Scrape

When you put double sided tape on the tip of the dildo and put it in your anus, then proceed to penetrate yourself until the dildo has hair on the tip of it and your anus is completely hairless. Oooooh Daddy!

Honey, can we get the mobi, I would like to waxing by behind via the Bush Scrape! Talking about it makes my dick twitch.

by bambo15 July 23, 2018

Scraping the cheese

To do well or getting everything you can out of something.

I was scraping the cheese on the back nine.

by Cridler September 9, 2023

Scraping Brown

Scratching someone else's butthole.

Zach was scraping brown, at the strip club.

by Jackson Kimberly November 28, 2024

ball scrape

Condition that can occur in males when they shave their scrotum to fast or not carefully.

He got a ball scrape because the razor wouldn't conform to his ball sack. I told him to slow down or he won't go out because there will be a blood stain on his white jeans.

by Kacey2012 April 21, 2014