Smooth Cougar

My mom, apparently.

Khufu called my mom a smooth cougar.

by Honeycutt October 6, 2016

Smooth Hump

A rhythmic, caressing, up and down motion.

I feel better than ever after that smooth hump session!

by Fuzzy Pete March 5, 2014

smooth reentry

1) A man who, after spending an extended period of time in a long term relationship, effectively participates in the modern dating scene without undo difficulties.

2) A space vessel entering the atmosphere with only a moderate amount of turbulence.

Bubba: Dude! Check out the arm candy on Bob! How'd he manage that? That guy hasn't dated since Bruce Willis had hair!

Jack: I see bro. That's a smooth reentry right there.

by Smooth Reentry March 7, 2013

Smooth honeys

A groupe of extremely good looking girls.

Jhon is wheeling some smooth honeys.

by The know October 29, 2014

smooth eternity

lasting a very long time, used especially when something is boring

This lecture is so boring, we have only been here 8 minutes and it feels like we have been here for a smooth eternity.

by cpgrad00 April 27, 2006

smooth thanos

a person who is in love with another person. but the other person doesn’t want to be in a relationship.

person 1: damn who is that chick over there?
person 2: no bro. you’re being like a smooth thanos right now. that person does not want to be in a relationship.

by Smooth Thanos February 28, 2022

captain smooth

one who partakes in smoothness on a daily basis; pimpin' hoes in addition to coppin' that pam. In every situation he does the smoothest thing possible. ALWAYS. life of the party. favorite among the chicks.

have you seen Gregory Yarnellovic lately? Definition of captain smooth!

by dirty Qtip April 28, 2011