Robby asked if I wanted to go to his place after studying. When I asked if he was serious, he laughed and said it was a joke, but he was obviously DTF. He’s always quantum flirting with me like I don’t know what’s going on.
by NarcolepticSniper April 27, 2019
Get the Quantum flirtingmug. A Flirtation so outrageous that it simultaneously exists, and does not exist. Where the observer ultimately determines the existence or non existence of flirtation by the act of observing it, either as:
A: so outrageous it’s hilarious/ludacris (non existent)
B: A flirtatious challenge (existent)
A: so outrageous it’s hilarious/ludacris (non existent)
B: A flirtatious challenge (existent)
Flirt: “I’m gonna use Schrödinger’s flirt and ask this dude if he wants to butt luge and make out. Depending how he takes it, I’m either hilarious and whacky, or getting Disaronno eaten out of my ass. It’s a win either way”
Observer A: “Hahahaha where do you come up with this stuff?!! You’re so hilarious!!”
Observer B: “I mean… hell yeah, line it up”
Observer A: “Hahahaha where do you come up with this stuff?!! You’re so hilarious!!”
Observer B: “I mean… hell yeah, line it up”
by Mz.Marz May 28, 2022
Get the Schrödinger’s Flirtmug. 1. Someone who goes out and flirts quite a bit in social settings. This person will not usually go home with you but will likely make-out with you at a bar or on a crowded dance floor. They don't necessarily have the game to be considered a bona fide player and will definitely kiss and tell.
2. In some cases, the term 'lipstick flirt' can also be used to define a guy who likes to make out and is easily excited. Like an excited male dog whose lipstick shows when he's engorged.
2. In some cases, the term 'lipstick flirt' can also be used to define a guy who likes to make out and is easily excited. Like an excited male dog whose lipstick shows when he's engorged.
Friend: "That girl is totally digging you, dude"
victim: "I don't know, man... I think she's a lipstick flirt".
victim: "I don't know, man... I think she's a lipstick flirt".
by KHDsunflower July 13, 2012
Get the lipstick flirtmug. When two people want to flirt, but neither one makes the first move. Instead of making a move, they both try to force the other into making the first move, like sumo wrestlers trying to force each other out of the ring.
Jane: Kate and I are so into each other but neither of us have the guts to say it! We were trying to make each other admit it at the party!
Brad: Sounds like you two were sumo-flirting!
Brad: Sounds like you two were sumo-flirting!
by Hat_Owl July 20, 2015
Get the sumo-flirtingmug. A gay guy's best female friend, who secretly hopes for the gay friend to fall in love with her. This is usually canalized through playful flirting and jokes about becoming a couple.
Grace was Will's flirt hag in the show "Will and Grace"
Guy: "Look flirt hag! stop messing with my boyfriend"
Guy: "Look flirt hag! stop messing with my boyfriend"
by paus_rokoko January 14, 2009
Get the flirt hagmug. When a girl wants to grind on a boy but the girl doesn't want to so she dances with another guy to make the boy she originally wanted to dance with jealous to the point he wants to dance with the girl.
Jason didn't want to dance with me but I flirt danced with him by grinding on Danny. He soooo wanted me afterward. heh.
by JJMacfaye May 19, 2007
Get the flirt dancemug. A man talking to another man he's never met about common interests,business, or just to impress with the intent of becoming friends, usually leading in the exchange of phone numbers and/or business information.
by likemyorbs May 31, 2009
Get the Man Flirtingmug.