the beautiful, witty, funny and popular kid you can't help but want to be near all the time. loved by many, a total hottie and also a cutie, definitely the queen of duality.
..person 1: i want to be that person's friend
person 2: of course you do, it's zoey, who wouldn't 😪💤
person 2: of course you do, it's zoey, who wouldn't 😪💤
by gyuwaffles June 10, 2020
Get the zoeymug. Not every zoey is exactly the same, but chances are they’re
- sexy
- witty
- funny
- a little wierd
- obsessed with some random franchise
- likely LGBTQ+
- athletic
- artistic
Zoey will typically:
- make fun of you and other friends in a good hearted way (sometimes they won’t realize that their jokes hurt you)
- text back often
- have a lot of male friends, but also female friends
Negative qualities:
-Sometimes mean
- doesn’t do well with emotions
- sexy
- witty
- funny
- a little wierd
- obsessed with some random franchise
- likely LGBTQ+
- athletic
- artistic
Zoey will typically:
- make fun of you and other friends in a good hearted way (sometimes they won’t realize that their jokes hurt you)
- text back often
- have a lot of male friends, but also female friends
Negative qualities:
-Sometimes mean
- doesn’t do well with emotions
by Nutz_by_deez November 21, 2021
Get the Zoeymug. She be wack sometimes ong but she cool when she ain’t tryna talk shit but she also be turning guys gay but that ain’t her fault she didn’t know he was gay he just thought she was hot for being a gay guy Ig I don’t really know but she be built like a hour glass and got a sassy attitude with the men on the daily she attracts pedophiles without even trying to names JAKEEEEEE I mean WTF how dat even happen man named jake must be a pedophile ong but even as I am writing this long ass mother fucken paragraph she be talkin smack so deuces to the real one and don’t duck with no jake
by drunkdic420 November 21, 2021
Get the Zoeymug. An amazing girl super pretty , kind until you mfs make her a demon, super mommy material, thicc, and ofc a virgo <3
by Urbanplex July 1, 2022
Get the Zoeymug. Amazing person inside.and.out. truely eccentric with a big heart and down to earth personality. Able to make friends in any environment. Tough and optimistic. Smartter than your girlfriend.tall with freckles and a big bubble butt that tastes like vanilla ice cream.
The smArtest girl i dated was Zoey Bennett she was cool as fuck.
Did you see Zoey Bennett's ass in those shorts? Sexy as hell
Did you see Zoey Bennett's ass in those shorts? Sexy as hell
by Gotemcowboy February 3, 2018
Get the Zoey bennettmug. Zoey is a very annoying person and does anything to get attention and throws fits about every little thing and hates boys that start with a k except for Kevin!
Zoey's are annoying
by anonymous March 30, 2022
Get the Zoeymug. A Zoey is usually pretty gay, and they have trouble telling their friends how they really feel. They also give no fucks on what your opinion on them is. They do talk a little shit and their fav shows are probably, either jane the virgin, grand army, American horror stories, the vampire diaries, or shameless.
why is zoey so fucking hot?
by bitchitsgloria June 20, 2021
Get the Zoeymug.