Zane Crashout

Stage 1: You will make a joke about these sensitive topics: Being Jewish, Having a Crush on Butters, Liking 12-year-olds, or chugging whiskey.
Stage 2: He will deny the allegations and say he "never converted", "Butters was a joke", or "Whats your parents age gap".
Stage 3: He will start to complain about how you should let him live and this needs to stop.
Stage 4: He will make up fake allegations about whoever is joking about these topics.
Stage 5: He will start to Crashout and say how you always bully him, how your a bad friend, or how you need to apologize.
Stage 6: He will not talk for the rest of the day.
Stage 7: He will showup to school like nothing happend.

"What happened yesterday with the ZANE CRASHOUT? I wished him happy Hanukah bro".

by Bigsmallchild January 13, 2025

Zane

Bitchless

Aye yo that guy looks like a Zane! He’s bitchless!

by cableale February 17, 2023

laurel and zane

The best couple in the world.

You see that couple over there? That's laurel and Zane they are really good together.

by Retardasaurus Rex July 13, 2017

Zachary zane

Most handsome son you could ever have.
He will make your heart melt by just a look.
He is funny caring and loyal .

I wish I was like zachary zane

Zz is awesome

by Queen heidi April 13, 2023

Zane The Derg

Famous furry vrchat butt fucker.

Person 1: "Have you been on vrchat?"
Person 2: "No, I'm scared of being ass fucked by Zane The Derg."

by Alex Blender April 9, 2024

Zane

A quiet, chill, sporty guy on the outside, but on the inside he's going through a lot of stuff in his everyday life - it's like a chore for him but he handles it like a real champ. He's got handsome features and big pp - not to mention, he's very intelligent academically AND during everyday life. He's got many friends, but not many close ones and had struggled through the past and present and perhaps future. I'm proud of you son.

Girl 1: "Ooh I have Zane in my class!"
Girl 2: "Oh you lucky bitch, I wanted to have him!"

by Kofi Osei September 21, 2023

Zane

This person normally try’s to compete with everything, even very small things like decibels of a sneeze. Similarly they will also brag about things (a random example, “hey, my uh family owns a castle”) this is very exaggerated but sometimes can be used. This person will also make fun of someone, then you or the person will jokingly make fun of them then they will say “Stop, it’s not even funny.” This person will sometimes (Not all Zane’s do this) randomly in class or outside of class make random noises (example silence Zane “ohhawu”).

Did you hear that noise, that was definitely a Zane

by Notazhow January 24, 2018