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zach

The kind of Man whore who acts so sweet and nice and likes to kiss innocent girls, and then ask them if they 'just want to be friends'. The usual 'kiss&ditch'.

Zach is also asian.
He also has a small dick.
He also needs proactive.
He also wishes he could get a classy girl, and once he has one he ditches her, becuase hes to nervous to be around such an amzing girl. So, instead, he dates whores who makeout with him, because he doesn't really know how to carry on a real conversation with a girl who he acually likes. MEGA FAGGOT.
Classy girl: Anthony seems sweet.
Some hoe: I know hes so damn sexy. I hooked up with him last week.
Classy girls friend: Oh shit. Looks like we are dealing with a zach.
Classy girl: i've been down this road. Let's egg him.>:D
by hairywang November 16, 2010
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Zach

A fucking retard who only ching chongs trust,making them idiots. Zach is a really stupid asshole
Me:Hey can i join your discord?
Ching Chong:i'm the owner but Zach is a mod and is the leader
Zach:i'm a fucking retard
by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme February 28, 2019
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Zach

Someone who wears ripped jeans and always has his knees out.
"Here's Zach with he's knees out again."
"Go put them away!!!"
by russiangeeza October 16, 2018
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Zach

Zach is the best person you'll ever meet. He's kind. Weird. Funny and cute..
OOF during sex he's a lil feisty (if you know what i mean)
Girl 1: Omg look at Zach hes a total bae
by Your Baby Zaddy December 10, 2018
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Zach

Zach is a dick head that hates everyone.
ZACH is a ass
by kdcndkcvn June 11, 2018
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Zach

Zach is a but sniffer
by Clouds8080 May 7, 2019
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