New Zealand

A small little country in Oceania, its filled with sheep, barefoot people, extreme sports, and barely any black people. Their natives (Maoris) are pretty cool, they got these cool spears, hats, and totem thingy's. They are also obsessed with their neighbour, Australia.

Unfortunately, people always forget to put New Zealand in the world map, dunno why.
Also why did someone in Australia try to sell this country on eBay, no sense at all.

And if you didn't know, Old Zealand is a state in the Netherlands

Guy1: Hey theres this place called New Zealand, wanna go there
Guy2: ya its cool

by A really big weirdo July 23, 2022

New Zealand Nosedive

A vehicle(especially a jeep) that is slammed on the front end and lifted on the back end

Chris: Jace, did you really get a New Zealand Nosedive?
Jase: Yes.
Chris: It looks gay as fuck.

by MexicanForeskinMonster November 27, 2022

New Zealand

A small city in Australia.

No way you're from New Zealand! That's in Australia right?

by hoebag443 November 30, 2022

new zealand goat fiddler

This is when you visit New Zealand and find the most perfect goat possible. You then proceed to double fist penetrate the goat from behind until it submits to ur pure dominance. After this is done you may proceed with your tip as you please and go to town.

Man, I sure do love the New Zealand goat fiddler! My favorite kind of sex by far.

by Heatwrench May 28, 2022

New Zealandic

Something from or originating from New Zealand, The most cooked people on earth (in a good way)

That New Zealandic person is fucking hilarious

New Zealandic party

by Harveybennett February 8, 2021

zealand labrant

a handsome boy with a big heart ,he will always be by your side no matter what

oh look theres zealand labrant
hes such a sweetheart

by skyissogreat February 16, 2021

Zealand

She is one lovable person. She’s super tough, but has a motherly side and can be so kind. Will not take shit from anyone. Loves her friends so much. Waits for the perfect boy, hates all immature ones. Loyal, caring and lovable! I love Zealand’s!

Person 1: Is that Zealand bearing up that guy?
Person 2: yes she is defending all women

by may ;) February 27, 2021