Yestwodays

Two days ago

I met her yestwodays

by El Benjamino February 7, 2013

yesterbating

Masturbating someone else yesterday/the day before.

Also can be used as yesterbated and yesterbate

ex:
Dimond-"damn, my arm hurts from yesterbating that trucker"
Pimp daddy- "Well, bitch, you gotta 'nother comin' a quarter till. Here's some vicodin"
Dimond- "Daddy, you treat me so good."

ex:
Jim-"I wish I had someone to yesterbate me too."
Tommy-"Don't worry the prom is coming up soon!"

by La8erB8er December 18, 2013

yesterbate

To excessively whine about what could have been done in the past.

"Man, I never should have worn crocs in my dick pic," yesterbated Bret during halftime of his pickup football game.

by fuzzysummer June 13, 2014

Yesteraftermoreveninoonorrow

when you don’t know when something is

Yeah, I’ll do it yesteraftermoreveninoonorrow .

by UselessEyeLasers November 5, 2018

Yesterbae

An ex, someone who was your bae yesterday.

Amanda: Aren't you going out with Rick tonight?

Taylor: OMG, Rick is my yesterbae.

by [readacted] November 23, 2018

Festerday

A day before yesterday. Finally, English language has a word for that.

See also, Fomorrow.

Come on, I wasn't born festerday! (i.e. I'm a bit slow, but not too much)

***

He's festerday's news. (i.e. he was yesterday's news yesterday)

by Seb Painter December 15, 2018

Yesterdishes

Dishes that should have been done previously but are still dirty from yesterday.

I’m not doing the yesterdishes.

by Dswhitt May 21, 2019