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Winchester

A ridiculously posh city in Hampshire. You think Chandlers Ford is posh, until you meet the families that live in Winchester.

It's a scale.. the closer you get to Winchester the posher it gets. The closer to Eastleigh, the chav-ier it gets.

Advice if your ever going to Winchester is to go to 'Buddy's Diner'. Wondrous food in there, so it is.

The main street has got great shops on it too! (Well, it used to. About, say, half are Bankrupt...)
"Mother! Mother! Come help me, quick! My boot has fallen off! Oh Mother, come help, quick, our £5000 dog Rupert is eating my £500 designer bootie!" - Children in Winchester

"Coming Henrietta-Gurtelquad Regindoola!" - Mothers in Winchester

"Everything the light touches is Peter Symmonds... but that dark space, well, that's Eastleigh. Ugh, how common. And those simply ghastly ragamuffins from Barton Pevril..." - Students in Winchester
by MemeShock March 20, 2013
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Winchester, MA

Ok so Winchester is a town close to Boston that is home to very rich parents with big houses and rich children. There are some people who aren't rich and just live there for the schools and people usually notice. The town is so boring there is nothing to do but spend their parents money or drink and party. So of course they drink and party. Winchester is the sort of place where if your in, say Main, and you tell people you're from Winchester, they'll look at you funny and automatically assume you're a rich bitch, which 65% of the time s true. Winchester is known for its abnormal alcohol and drug use, despite the schools' constant reminder not do drink and not to do drugs. The schools are really really really good and an A in Winchester is good in a college's eyes. There is a ton of pressure to take AP classes and do well in school. The teachers usually can't even afford to live in Winchester. If you're from Winchester and people don't know you very well they will probably judge you for living there. Every kid in Winchester absolutely HATES Winchester with a burning passion because it's so boring.
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by Foodyum April 28, 2013
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a kid who watches band kid humor

A fucking retard who doesn’t know the meaning of humor and laughs at outdated dead memes.
Bro your a kid who watches band kid humor.
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winchester virginia

an old quaint southern town in northwestern virginia, the shenandoah valley...they are very proud of this parade called appleblossom which is pretty much the one time when it doesn't feel like a ghost town...the highschool looks like a university...the university looks like a middle school...it's a strong recovery town, lots of aa meetings, and rehab/recovery programs such as New Lifestyles, Edgehill, and ...some other big detox hospital i can't remember the name of...home to celebrities such as Stephen Bossidy (living) and Patsy Cline (dead)
and they have two walmart supercenters...and a street called walmart drive...it's pretty much the only place you see people actually walking around.
me: i got sent away to this rehab program.
friend: where?
me: winchester virginia.
friend: oh...um..where the fuck is that?
me: middle of nowhere
friend: is it nice?
me: if you're into walmart, ghost towns, and aa, then yeah, awesome.
by rjul May 9, 2009
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Winchester

Winchester is the best town in New Hampshire also it is the worst. Crime rates are high because of the small police force. also has reputation for incest. kids would rather get drunk in the woods than go to school this is why the high school in town shut down.
Me- hey wanna go to winchester?
You- why would i ever go there i dont want to be seen there
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Winchest

The main characters from the show supernatural, (Sam and Dean Winchester) who are shipped together like a couple, even though they are brothers.
Omg I love winchest so much. It like my number 1 OTP
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gems winchester

gems Winchester school is a school with wannabe chammaks and such girls like Laila are one of the most buetiful in the school and well if u don't come to the school with a tie you're practically dead ps.i hate ms Sabina
gems Winchester school has girls such as Laila that are so fucking buetiful and people that are cool such as raham, seif, amine, Sultan, Abdul, mansoor, ehab.
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