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Grandpa wisdom

The advice your grandpa or any random old person has ever given you which you can apply to everyday life situations
Me- I gotta go to the bathroom but it’s full, I really need some grandpa wisdom
Me thinking back deep in my conscience and remembering that my grandpa always said when the bathroom is full soon your pants will be full..... of shit
by DD Alwhiney July 9, 2019
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WISDOMED

When you get older you become more WISDOMED in the game of love, peace and life itself. It is because, honestly, life is literally everything mixed into wisdom itself. Life experiences make it inevitable.
These older wisdomed folk stay trippin’on the younger youth, do they not?

Denzel Washington has not always been as wisdomed as he is now, insofar through his growth and achievement of more life experience making this possible . This great quality is truly inevitable to anyone that lives life but alas, as seen in Mr Washingtons’ case, more potent in the already stronger wisdomed. I can’t explain it but It’s mos def a thing.
by DavidChaserr November 19, 2018
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Wisdom Eye

A black eye, quite often gotten in the process of gaining wisdom by knowing not to do whatever it was that got you hit in the eye in the first place.
M: Hey did you see Bernadettes' wisdom eye?

J: Yeah, she's still learning when to shut the fuck up!
by Some wiseman April 7, 2019
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Wisdom Shit

The moment when youre dropping a massive shit and contemplate what it would feel like to have a dick in your ass.
David's Wisdom shit left him thinking about his cute friend
by herpeez May 22, 2017
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high wisdom

When you come up with the best idea you've ever had. It's the bomb. Nobody has ever thought of it before and you're going to become rich when you execute your plan. And then you realize you're just high.
John, in another amazing example of "high wisdom" described, to the exact specific detail, how he would discover the cure for cancer.
by tjneuron June 16, 2017
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my wisdom

To be someone's girl or wife
I'm on the phone with my wisdom
by SexyCaramel February 9, 2023
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This is normally written in a leaving card, birthday card, scratched onto the side of a car.._
It is actually an insult! Take a look and have a think..
Cunt of a boss getting his/her leaving card in which Jonny wrote ‘Wisdom And New Knowledge Equals Results!’
Cuntboss: wow Jonny, I love what you wrote in my card!
Jonny: WANKER!
by WiTnERE September 30, 2020
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