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Wisconsin Sledgehammer

When you cup your penis using the scrotal sack so that the balls are in line with the head of the penis, then use as a hammer on someone's head. Similar to a mushroom stamp.
I woke up to the smell of musty cheese, only to see my friend trying to give me a Wisconsin Sledgehammer
by Huggabear July 13, 2012
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The Wisconsin Effect

A Phenomenon that occurs to people who upon entering Wisconsin territory, become pissy, moody, territorial, defensive, cocky, and use a new array of vocabulary because they have recently kissed a Wisconsinite and liked it. Europeans have natural immunity.
Zentner: Hey I'll be right back, I gotta go take a PISS.
Tom: Woah woah Zentner whats with this harsh language? You've never said words like that before.
Mario: Didn't you know? He went to Wisconsin and kissed Olga.
Justin: Its the Wisconsin Effect in action.
Zentner: What?!?! Tom, Imma gonna hitchu in da head.
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Wisconsin Macaroni

The sexual act of eating Mac and Cheese off of someone's back. A form of food fetishism. Popularized mainly in Wisconsin but also known in Iowa, and some parts of Missouri.
"This girl I was seeing was weird as hell, she wanted me to eat mac and cheese off her back"
"Oh yeah, that's Wisconsin Macaroni. Gotta take those bro."
by Jimothee Carpenter January 15, 2023
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almond wisconsin

A town in central Wisconsin so small the progress of the 20th century has still not arrived. With no contact to the outside world they are limited to there reproduction. Most family's are on their 3rd generation of inbreeding.
by Red dragon November 30, 2017
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Wisconsin Pie

When you order a cheese pizza and dip it in milk.
Dude, I'm hungry. Want to get a Wisconsin Pie?
by Chonsa March 3, 2017
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Wisconsin Kringle

Pastry from the state of Wisconsin made with cream cheese, various fruits, and serves a bunch of people
Wisconsin Kringle
The Wisconsin Kringle was tasty
by Asset team May 1, 2015
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Wisconsin Muffler

Doing a girl from behind with a wedge of cheese stuffed in her mouth, a High Life in your hand and your brat in her ass.
After a long day working at the brewery, I got back to the double wide and the old ball and chain wouldn't stop bitching so I gave her the ole Wisconsin Muffler!
by Septic Avengers July 27, 2017
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