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Wisconsin Long Ass

A distinct type of ass mainly found on women from Wisconsin.
There was tons of that great Wisconsin Long Ass at Summerfest this year. Life in Wisconsin is all about Packers, Miller Lite, and Long Ass. Who invited all the Wisconsin Long Ass to the party?
by Sir J August 8, 2007
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Chicago, Wisconsin

Largest and most diverse city in the midwestern United States. Chicago used to be geographically located in Northeastern Illinois, but is currently being willingly engulfed by the state of Wisconsin to the north. This came in the wake of the embarrassing Rod Blagojevich scandal, also rampant forclosures and record unemployment in the Chicagoland area-- which has spurred an influx of former Chicagoans spilling over the border into Wisconsin, in search of financial and psychological relief.
Chicago, Wisconsin has finally made the leap from just drinking Wisconsin beer to now exclusivley paying Wisconsin taxes.
by Bob "Superfan" Laneer April 19, 2009
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Wisconsin Hanky

Having sex with a block of cheese until ejaculation, and then having another person eat said cheese.
"I knew Julia was crazy, but last night she let me give her a Wisconsin Hanky!"
by naynay85 September 14, 2015
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wisconsin aids

I cant eat cheese because I got Wisconsin aids
by jds5 November 10, 2017
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Wisconsin musket loader

When you bend over a girl and and open a white claw take a sip then scream no laws while jamming it up her ass thus completing the Wisconsin musket loader
Let's get some white claws for tonight thinking about doing the Wisconsin musket loader
by Musketloadinbenny February 15, 2020
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Wisconsin Wishing Well

During sex when the male is about to ejaculate he inserts several coins of varying sizes into their partners rectum and then seals them in with his semen
Oh man Josh and I got really freaky last night! He gave me a Wisconsin Wishing Well!
by SillyGoose3086 April 20, 2020
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Frosty Wisconsin

When a woman is not putting out, the man therefore has to masturbate. Once he achieves full gratification, he cums in a little dixie cup. He then places the seamen in the freezer for a few days. Three days later, the man offers the seaman for cheese. The cheese must be mixed in with other cheese to complete the frosty Wisconsin.
The stupid bitch did not give me any ass, so I had her a pizza with some Frosty Wisconsin.
by pappysmurfytits February 20, 2011
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