Wheat Meat

The act of slapping your "meat" against a loaf of bread

Sam: "Did you wheat meat my sandwich?"
Bill: "Heck yeah bro it was so much fun!"

by SO Harby August 19, 2016

tHin wHeats

A very holy cracker used to drive away unpure souls such as demons

Bobbena: What the McChicken, a demon, go get the tHin wHeats out.
Demon: -Runs away in utter fear-

by Killan Ded September 14, 2020

Wheat

A terminology to call your tan white friend if “cracker” is not the right word for a non-pale person. The term “wheat” reflects how dark wheat bread is, which is just like a tan caucasian.

Person 1: AYO, wassup cracker

Person 2: hey dog, I’m more tan than your pale ass
Person 3: ah shiit, sorry wheat

by Interesting flamingos July 9, 2021

Wheat Slab

A pizza of any sort- Australian.

Hey bro, wanna get a wheat slab for dinner tonight?

by The Camel March 4, 2025

hannah wheat

the sexiest most baddest bitch in the universe, she is a freak in the sheets. She has the fattest ass and the nicest tittys. she can make u come in seconds but don’t be fooled hannah hates lying and will always find out when you are. She over all is just the baddest bitch around so if you find a hannah wheat marry her.

damn have u seen hannah wheat she’s the finest girl I’ve ever met.

hannah wheat’s ass is so fat I’d love to get with her.

by jump racer June 9, 2020

wheat boy

A wheat boy is normally a Kyle, smelly feet, hairy bum and curly toes.

God, you’re acting wheaty today. Acting like a typical wheat boy

by Margey May 25, 2020

Red wheat

The book when a woman's having her period and gets a yeast infection

Damn girl are you making red wheat

by Rockcane May 2, 2017