what in the absolute fuck

The most extreme variant of what the fuck. Considered to be one step above what in the actual fuck.
"Hey Tom, we're gonna need you to come in this weekend." "Really?" "Yeah. Also, the client moved the deadline from next month, to next Thursday..." "Okay...What in the absolute fuck?"
by otakudude303 October 09, 2018
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you know what fuck you

the best way to end a conversation about a conflict or something stupid.
guy1: A tomato is a fruit not a vegetable.
guy2: No its a vegetable!
guy1: No, it's a fruit. see it says that a tomato is in the fruit family in Websters Dictionary!
guy2: You know what fuck you!
by man with the flow February 09, 2006
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what a shitload of fuck

a furious quote of Retro Game Rage, Nostalgia Critic, Irate Gamer, and The Angry Video Game Nerd.
I'm trying to aim the fucking atom. If you hold the SQUARE button, you'll be fucked! What were they thinking?!?!?!?! What a shitload of fuck! What an assy shitload of motherfucking bullfuck! I rather take a cat and put the cat's asshole into my MOUTH!!! Bloody fuck! Meine Verficktes Sheiβe. Pinche perra de gata. DIE ALREADY, BUBSY 3D!! Hadouken! Get over here! Shoryuken! Tatsumaki Senpuyaku!! FUS RO DAH!!! THIS, IS, SPARTA!!!! -Retro Game Rage
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You know what? FUCK YOU!

The best way to end an arguement. You can also follow up with a "SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK."
Man: I honestly don't care if your child is gonna die.
Man2: You know what? FUCK YOU!
by OMG LOLZ!!!!1111+shift!!!! March 21, 2005
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What a twitch streamer says when a little kid insults him for murdering him.
kid: ur garbage kid
Streamer: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT, WHY ARNT YOU IN SCHOOL
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What in the actual fuck

Why the fuck would you search this?
What in the actual fuck are you doing here.
by Pejdndi January 08, 2020
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A line from GTA5 after franklin drives through the front door of Simeon's shop.
"DAAAMMMNNN!!" "FRANKLIN! WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!"
by Pay me more. April 03, 2023
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