West Virginia Lemon Head

It's when you are giving oral sex to a women and she pisses, cums, and bleeds all at the same time.

West Virginia Lemon Head

by Mr. Sicko February 22, 2011

West Virginia Junk yard

When you dispose used condoms everywhere along with many other misc. items.....

After Kevin leaves...."Man this place looks like a west virginia junk yard"

by dizzle252525 April 28, 2011

West Virginia Saturday Night

When you take a shower and then screw (have sex with) your sibling like theres no tomorrow! However, for a West Virginia Saturda Night Party you must not take a shower and both siblings must recive anal (could be with fingers or private parts).

I was so frikin' horny last night and since im single and have no girlfriend I had a west virginia saturday night!

by BillyMaysIsNowAZombie August 24, 2009

Sparkling Gay West Virginia Moon Pie

When someone deficates into a paper bag, pours copious amounts of glitter and sprinkles into it and puts firecrackers in it to light on someone's door step.

"Dave needs a sparkling gay West Virginia moon pie delivered to his door step immediately."

by Redfox30 March 9, 2022

West North West West West West West West West North Virginia

In an alternate universe, This is the name for Oregon.

Person 1: Have you been to West North West West West West West West West North Virginia?
Person 2: No
Person 1: You should go there, they have really nice forests

by Kim Jong-Ill May 26, 2020

west virginia playboy

A family photo album.

I saw a picture of my hot cousin in in a west virginia playboy.

by Buzzard lips February 20, 2021

West Virginia University

Also known as “WVU” by its students, who don’t know how to spell West Virginia, this alcoholic university is located in Morgantown, WV, and coincidentally its acceptance rate of 88% is around equal to the average IQ of one of its students. Nothing matters more to a Mountaineer than drinking beer, getting piss drunk, and then throwing those beer cans when something doesn’t go their way, which is normally in the form of a football or basketball loss to its archrival, Pitt. In fact, even the (former) basketball coach loves drinking, as ex-coach Bob Huggins was pulled over in Pennsylvania with a staggering .26 BAC. If you are looking for a safety school, or just really want to never be sober, WVU is perfect for you. Despite the high acceptance rate, rumor has it that you WILL be DNA tested to make sure you are related to around 3/4 of the student body, to keep the cousin-fucking tradition alive. The school is well known for its “eat shit Pitt” chants (they are only capable of stringing together 4 words at maximum), and their constant singing of Country Roads by John Denver, a song that is actually about WESTERN Virginia, and not West Virginia, but don’t tell that to a WVU fan because you will get fists swung at you. Students live for the Backyard Brawl, but will normally just drink on any occasion at any time of day. Can’t blame them, there isn’t much else to do in West Virginia besides leave. The last good thing that came out of WVU was Tavon Austin. That’s it.

Guy 1: “Dude what are you laughing at?”
Guy 2: “I let my 7 year old brother do my West Virginia University application and he fucking got in on scholarship”

by Kidnamedfinger13 December 23, 2024