You spot a red-haired, pimply band geek with a squeaky nasal voice.
"Whoa! He's totally sexy wedge!"
"Whoa! He's totally sexy wedge!"
by Sian Elizabeth Bell August 06, 2005
Last night cha boi gave me an unexpected slovenian foot wedge but I kind of liked it. I'm from Moldova
by Byron Tulofson February 23, 2014
To insert a penis or other body part into an unaroused orifice, using no lubricant of any kind. Painful and uncomfortable for the recipient.
He woke me up in the middle of the night when he tried to wedge in a dry one without a drop of lube.
by Nolubeneeded June 23, 2022
this is the guy that only makes the call, the play, the decision when the answer is so near, so close, so obvious ... you can practically see the answer, writings on the wall.
Jackson: Really, are you sure you want to go with it now that even the mail boy can make the decision, you're such the office pitching wedge.
Murphy : Right on brother, right on.
Murphy : Right on brother, right on.
by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009
by tmg754 May 04, 2009
A fetish linked with people who like to have their cock fingered. People with this fetish usually have multiple std-s and sometimes a ruptured penis.
Person 1: Anybody want's to help me with the Croatian Cock Wedge?
Person 2: *Prepares stake and torch.*
Person 2: *Prepares stake and torch.*
by #GazdA# December 27, 2020
Marsha: I just found out my hamster got tetanus when he scratched himself on a rock!
Georgette: That's the thin edge of the wedge, man.
Georgette: That's the thin edge of the wedge, man.
by annanonymous June 14, 2009