wonks

something that is wonky, weird

the picture looks a little wonks.

by Cocoloved04 March 26, 2021

Wonks

An adjective word that means weird and inaccurate. Maybe uncontrollable and uncomfortable. Used by Moriah Elizabeth in her Dollar Store Makeover video.

That's so wonks!

It just looks so wonks!

by anonymous June 28, 2022

St. Thomas Side Wonk

Name of a wavy sidewalk on Holland Street in St. Thomas, Ontario, Canada.
One could say it's a representation of the city's gene pool.

Did you see that skid trip and fall on the St. Thomas Side Wonk?

by J00n10r August 12, 2019

Sagging Wonk

A depressed nerd.
Also, sagging balls, which in turn, causes the need to be more depressed.

1: "I feel like a real sagging wonk today."
2: "Bro, my wonk is sagging. Do I need to see a doctor?"

by ATruSagginWonk January 31, 2020

Wonk

An extremely racist word for Indian people from India

*Indian- hey where can I find curry in LA.

*White guy- STFU you stupid wonk.

*Indian- oh you right I so stupid

by Catmuncherthegreat September 4, 2019

Wonk

To masturbate and listen to “phonk” music at the same time.

“Can I please wonk you?”

by wilhelmywonker December 12, 2023

Wonk

Someone who thinks it really be how it be but it don't.

Jonathan is a wonk

by Yeetus Maximus February 26, 2019