whispering willow

When you whisper in someone's ear then proceed to fart in their face.

I got whispering willowed at that party last night.

by stumm227 May 8, 2010

dick-willow

Same as a pussy willow just a dick instead.

You ate the last slice of pizza you dick-willow.

by LamonteH January 20, 2006

The White Willow

A closeted homosexual. In order to be a full fledged white willow you must look gay, sound gay, and even act gay on occasions.

The longer the person has been in the closet, the whiter they are.

Man that guy has been a white willow for soooo long....honestly, closets are for clothes, come out already! We're all getting sick of him being the white willow!

by The Real White Willow December 26, 2010

willow. comlago

Hes so fcukin laggy that he can destroy the universe with his lag, he can freeze time and has enderman powers and can teleport across the world.

"Omg bro my wifi is so willow. comlago today"
"Bro my enderman be willowing"

by wiekqlwoow August 10, 2021

Curly willow

When a person is receiving a "reach-around" with one hand and the other hand is pulling up on the pubes.

I gave a curly willow to that man/woman last night

by Lord Polish April 26, 2021

willow the hoe

Well to be specific willow is a hoe who sucks dick then dumps ya :/ but hey shes got a big booty fat and has diabetes so make sure when shes blowing u you dont have sugar in ur cum :)

Willow - "Hey can i suck ur dick?" Me " nah ur a willow the hoe i got sugar in my cum"

by Tyrone Porter Aka mochafosho28 July 2, 2016

Willow Tree

When the pubes of a dick is long enough to cover the head of the penis

Aka the weeping willow

Why don't you shave down there nobody is going to want to handle a willow tree.

by The beaten mutt January 2, 2011