Life wife

When a male lives with a female roomate and they are not in love. It is her civic duty to nag him about cleaning and taking out the trash.
She's is also responsible for giving him input about his life choices ( work relationshipso etc.)

Person 1: I always see those two out together are they dating?

Person 2: no that's just his roomate aka life wife.

by Mo vitt December 15, 2015

Wife Armed

When an un-foreshadowed plot twist completely invalidates a story.

The plot of the new Bionic Commando game completely got completely wife armed.

by Hazor_Dral September 20, 2009

wife nigger

someone's bitch

"who's that?"
"that's his wife nigger."

by junghoseokk February 11, 2017

wife-alo

a wife that is as big as a buffalo.

paul's wife-alo would come to get his paycheck on fridays for the buffet at panda.

by roby1 December 9, 2007

cookie wife

A girl that isn't your girlfriend or wife that makes you food. Normally baked goods but meals can count as well.

Jim: "Did Jane make you those brownies because you helped her with that project?"

George: "No she's my cookie wife. I don't even have to put up with her and get free food."

by Minimag November 19, 2007

Derby wife

A roller derby soul mate, the woman who you knew from the first second that you'd been separated at birth, who will hold your hair when you throw up after drinking too much, arrange bail, ride in the ambulance with you and set your real husband straight on the Derby world.

Invented by Kacey Bomber of the Los Angeles Derby Dolls, if you don't have a Derby wife you ain't a Derby person.

(a Derby Wife) may not even be your best friend in the league or the sport, but she’d be the one you know will be the first one to back you up, even if you’re dead wrong. - 2003, Kacey Bomber, Los Angeles Derby Dolls

by Willy Callit January 25, 2010

The Good Wife

A great series, starring Julianna Margulies which airs on tuesdays at 10 pm on CBS. Its about the day to day life of Alicia Florrick, wife of a famous state attorney who she is furious at for cheating on her and who is now in jail. Alicia also works in a law firm, in which she deals with interesting cases every day. She has two teenage children, a boy and a girl, who are taken care of by their grandmother. I highly recommend this series as it is a very enjoyable, intriguing and entertaining series.

The Good Wife is an example of a good law / mystery series, its way better that Law and Order (which, in my opinion, is shit)

by V I D E O S E V E N February 24, 2010