wheat tits

a nickname you can recieve after flashing a guy and allowing him to feel your tits. supposedly they feel quite hairy.

max: "man, vince had some impressive wheat tits."

jerry: "really? i'll have to rustle my hands through them the next time i see him."

by woggzy July 2, 2019

Load the wheat

Truck drivers euphemism for sexual intercourse despite a yeast infection.

That lizard slag let me load the wheat and I'm still not itchy.

by Ditchweed April 25, 2019

wheat berries

A type of berries

I love wheat berries there so good

by Dyer forever January 8, 2018

Red wheat

The book when a woman's having her period and gets a yeast infection

Damn girl are you making red wheat

by Rockcane May 2, 2017

wheat boy

A wheat boy is normally a Kyle, smelly feet, hairy bum and curly toes.

God, you’re acting wheaty today. Acting like a typical wheat boy

by Margey May 25, 2020

Chum wheat

The chummiest of wheat

I like chum wheat.

by Chumwheat May 26, 2020

hannah wheat

the sexiest most baddest bitch in the universe, she is a freak in the sheets. She has the fattest ass and the nicest tittys. she can make u come in seconds but don’t be fooled hannah hates lying and will always find out when you are. She over all is just the baddest bitch around so if you find a hannah wheat marry her.

damn have u seen hannah wheat she’s the finest girl I’ve ever met.

hannah wheat’s ass is so fat I’d love to get with her.

by jump racer June 9, 2020