w a d

abreviation for "weapon of ass destruction"

Damn, lookit dat ass. I'd like to whip out my W A D and blow a wad on her face.

by Angry Dragon June 11, 2006

W.W.F.D

What Would Farting Do. a question you will commonly ask yourself when your holding in a fart and are unsure if the fart would effect you in your current situation.

"man, i really gotta ripp one, but there are all these people around, should I slip it or should I avoid the awkwardness? W.W.F.D?"

would the fart be too loud?
would the fart reak nasty?

by garrison anderson masterson May 27, 2009

w/s/d

Abbreviation for Will Suck Dick

"OMG, totally w/s/d for that bag. It's Prada..."

"Hey John, would you w/s/d to get out of a speeding ticket?"
"Umm, depends, but, yeah, probably."
"Uhh, that was a trick question. You're GAY."

by Robert F. December 9, 2008

D.W.E

An acronym that stands for Defecating While Eating, used by Zefrank1 in his YouTube video about mosquitos.

"Liquids can expend out the back to concentrate the blood meal, and that's straight up D.W.E, defecating while eating, and you're not supposed to do that."

by nooneknoez June 23, 2022

s.m.d.w.i.p.t.g

Suck my dick while i play the game

jaelen- i texted his girlfriend s.m.d.w.i.p.t.g

his girlfriend replied with On my way!😏

by justsaying12 July 29, 2021

W.A.D.

A W.A.D. is a Weak Ass Dude. A guy who walks around hanging onto his girl like she is gonna get stolen from him any minute. He eyes out anyone in the room who looks at his lady because he knows that anyone with a little confidence can steal her away. A confident guy lets anybody look at his girl because he knows she is going home with him. A W.A.D. puts on a tough guy look to make up for the pussy that he is.

Hey look at that W.A.D. that just walked in with that hot chick.

by Crash30 April 2, 2009

W.W.J.D.4.0.D

An acronym for "What Would Jesus Do For A Zero Day" - Reference to IT slang in the field of IT Security, a 0-day or Zero-day exploits (code that can use a security hole to carry out an attack) are used by attackers before the software developers know about the vulnerability. Also known as wwjd40d.

Chinese Hackers wondered W.W.J.D.4.0.D. when they managed to bypass Google's security systems.

by wwjd40day May 11, 2010