by My Polk Audio July 30, 2003
Get the vestibule mug.Patented Vanier Vest allows the user,(Vanier lifeguards) to withstand various forms of abuse usually deriving from either the "children" or more commonly "wannabe thugs" of Vanier. This device, made from to boards of poly-urythane foam, also known as "flutterboards" or "kickboards" is secured in place with a healty helping of duct tape. Hand crafted, these Vanier Vests are suitable for withstanding : stabbings, gunshot wounds, shotguns, 9mm, uzi, spittle, rocks, bio-hazardous material, blunt objects, knukle sandwiches and seringes. To ensure the full safety of you're Lifeguards, in-vest in Vanier Vests.
Hoodlum:"Gimme all yer munny!"
Vanier lifeguard: "Vanier Vest deploy!"
!!BLANG BLANG!! RAT TA TA!!
Hoodlum: "Oh sheeit, he's got a Vanier Vest, let's jet!"
Vanier Lifeguard : "Do like the birds and flock off!"
Vanier lifeguard: "Vanier Vest deploy!"
!!BLANG BLANG!! RAT TA TA!!
Hoodlum: "Oh sheeit, he's got a Vanier Vest, let's jet!"
Vanier Lifeguard : "Do like the birds and flock off!"
by Big Toker April 14, 2003
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Get the vesta mug.during the sexual act of reverse cowgirl/cowboy, the partner which is on top excretes diarhea on the bottom partners chest...giving the bottom partner a "Camo Vest ". This is a common occurrence when large quantities ofhard liquor is involved...
"Dude, Tanya totally gave me a Camo Vest last night... "
"What did you do, dude?"
"I posted it all over facebook...after I took a shower."
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"I heard that Jeff Camo Vested all on his boyfriends chest!"
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"Don't get too drunk, sweetheart... I'd hate to wear a Camo Vest because you can't hold your whiskey !"
"What did you do, dude?"
"I posted it all over facebook...after I took a shower."
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"I heard that Jeff Camo Vested all on his boyfriends chest!"
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"Don't get too drunk, sweetheart... I'd hate to wear a Camo Vest because you can't hold your whiskey !"
by Megan F'n Shiver October 18, 2011
Get the Camo Vest mug.The pooch that portrudes from a woman's lower abdomen. When worn with a tighter-fitting shirt it appears she is wearing a bulletproof vest underneath. Most often found in women who have had children, but just can't ever seem to lose that last little bit to get back to where they were pre-pregnancy. Women with a bulletproof vest can still be fine as hell, they're just not 18 years old anymore.
Damn, did you see her? She is fine! She's got a little bit of the bulletproof vest, but I'd still smash.
by Bulletproof Vest December 14, 2011
Get the Bulletproof Vest mug.A tall girl who eats a lot and is most likely lesbian. She would suck dick for anything and only dates short people. She is most likely a very horrible person and will pretend to be your friend. She doesn’t believe anything and is most likely a brunette
She is a Vesta
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by Vesta March 24, 2020
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