Professionally useless

The kind of coworker who is completely useless to any component of their job. They accomplish nothing when they’re there and you’re actually better off without them. This person is worthless to the job that other departments know about them too. He may also fake being sick to get out of work. All they’re good at is taking up oxygen. They are the weakest link

Mike: where is joe?

Sam: he’s out sick again.

Mike: wasn’t he just sick like a week ago?

Sam: yeah he was.

Mike: that guy is professionally useless

by Big left hand November 20, 2020

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You.

You're useless.

by vrexitus July 9, 2020

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Fucking Useless Dependent Troll

one who accepts no responsibility under any circumstance and believes they should be supported in perpetuity. see also, can't understand normal thinking, and there we are then.

that fucking useless dependent troll

by goober86449975 August 14, 2020

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Pa Will useless

when will is in your group and he doesn't help with anything and pretend to be trying to help so we need to write his name in the group work even though we dont need to

Dan:what is he doing

Best: I don't know but he doesn't help
Dan: Pa Will arai na

Best: Pa will useless

by bestbe_ August 19, 2020

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Useless

(Collective noun) a group of aging, white, conservative males. Called such for their inability to come to a reasonable agreement when gathered together to address an issue and essentially end up doing nothing or making more complicated problems in the process.

The useless gathered together to vote on the stimulus package but, with no surprise to anyone, failed to do much to way lay the economic panic of the people.

by Ferralyn river November 1, 2020

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