Tumblr

Don't go on it. It is a virus it will ruin your computer.

Friend 1: Hey did you go on tumblr?
Friend 2: Yeah it gave me a terrible virus that destroyed my computer.

Friend 1: I'm never going on tumblr again!

by I'm done with all this shit August 12, 2012

tumblr

Some stupid blog website with lots of errors. Don't get one, it's a waste of time, really. This word should never be said in public, as well.

Kristy: What's Tumbler??!? Tumblr? I don't know how to spell it.
Alex: Never heard of it before, hm. Probably stupid.

by Caels January 15, 2011

Tumblr

Alright, for starters, people from tumblr do not at all in any way state that they created memes. Memes are for everyone, stfu. And maybe some people have created ones that they have made from rage builder. Also, they dont complain about their lifes. But even if they did, its a fucking blog. Thats actually somewhat what it is for. You can use it to vent. Majority of people on tumblr understand each other, and hate anons. And usually don't like homophobes. They are sarcastic, but thats what makes them hilarious. Majority of people on tumblr get along, unless some weird drama starts from some stupid anon. Not everyone on tumblr considers themself a hipster either. And it doesnt even only consist of "hipster" things. You're really shallow if you think that, and obviously don't know what you're talking about. Quit judging. Its a place to get away from people like you. People who are ignorant and judgmental. Tumblr can also be considered for a place where the outcast-socially awkward kids go, which is perfectly fine. Oh and tumblr only accepts cats. If you're a muggle...gtfo ~~ you never heard of a tumblr eva itz a virus oya ;D

Im really tired i hope i worded everything right jfkdsj imma die forever alone Tumblr ~

by umadbrogottaproblemrawnstaaawp October 6, 2011

tumblr

oh no oh god no not TUMBLR

this website/app is literally cursed with the power of shitposts, tumblr feminists, strange humor, and fandoms

however most of it isn’t a bad thing

(except the extreme feminists)

Known for their strange sense of humor, tumblr literally is the embodiment of why is this funny? But you still laugh anyways. The app is basically a bunch of crackhead teens and adults who have gone insane.

and a crackhead who’s gone more insane then before is REALLY crazy.

Not to mention, there’s the people who only use it for p*rn

Larry who has only had access to the internet for a day: hey have you heard of this website called tumblr?

Allison, but goes by flower because of aesthetic: yea!! I love it. I use it all the time because I’m a huge fan of (insert indie artist here)

Mike: oh I used to use it for looking at female presenting nipples
Pete: I make shitposts on there. I can literally say anything I want and people will think it’s funny.

Normal Joe: oH NO NOT TUMBLR OH GOD

by no but I got cheese whiz March 14, 2019

TUMBLR

See, God and Satan got into an argument one day: Satan was mad God got to make everything in the world. So after hours of debate and begging, God told Satan he could create one thing. Thus, Tumblr was created.

Tumblr is the best dang social media sight in the world.

by Squidisbatman March 11, 2017

Tumblr

The end of your social life. It is probably one of the main reasons your are single.

"She's so pretty, why is she still single?"

"Tumblr."

"Oh"

by myfailedlife April 21, 2016

Tumblr

A website and app that can ban 'female presenting nipples' but can't ban racism and nazi's

Person 1: "Hey did you hear about Tumblr"
Person 2: "Yeah, they're banning all adult content from the 17th of December 2018 but can't seem to ban racism".

by Gucci Tae December 8, 2018