penis truck

one who drives an enormously large pickup truck in order to replace the absense of a ween.

"man, look at that penis truck, i bet his ween is inverted."

by danger_bahd April 24, 2003

Truck Off

When two trucks are blocking either end of a road. Neither of them will pull out and are waiting for the other to back down. Sometimes this is accompanied by both truck drivers leaning out the cab and yelling at eachother.

Bob: Why are you late for work Jim?
Jim: Truck off down my road again.

by Indigo Starr March 19, 2010

squatted truck

someone who didn't want to lift the ass end of the truck and wants to be called gay by a lot of people

oh that's a gay guy with a squatted truck

by qscfthmlp= January 21, 2021

Tonka Truck

Thick male or female. Could either be athletically built or slightly chubby but term is used as a positive praise. Could be considered catcalling.

Damn! Besar's built like a Tonka Truck!

by benchwarmer1 January 7, 2019

hot truck

A truck (Chevy Silverado, GMC Sierra, any Ford F series, or Dodge Ram) which is lifted with a brush guard and mud tires. Most of the time the truck will be covered with a layer of mud, and owned by, usually, a young man from the South.

That guy has a hot truck.

by SouthernGirl91 October 5, 2010

Theeve Trucks

A skateboard truck company that started in 2007 to create strictly titanium trucks that were both strong and durable, and great for skating. Models include the TiKing, TiH, the more common TiAX, and the most popular CSX. Theeve trucks are designed with 100% slipless axle, titanium alloy construction and in the TiAX and CSX grade 8 kingpins, and TiH and TiKing hollow kingpins. All Theeves come standard with Bones Hardcore medium bushings. They all have a good ince from the kingpin and the coping, and are gaurenteed against wear down when grinding, also grind like mad. All models are mid, slightly lower then Independent mids, except for the TiH, possibly the most expensive truck on the market. I personally reccomend the TiAX, they run 34.99 for a single one and have many designs. I had a hard time switching from being a lifelong rider of Independent to Theeves, but once i got used to it I never looked back. Originally replaced them because of axle slippage. They are so light, and have so much pop its easy to land anything. Everyone always compliments them.

skater 1: dude i love these new Stage 10 Reynolds Independents I paid 50$ for even though they weigh 10 pounds and I always grind the kingpin down on 50/50s and i go through alot of wax. oh well
Skater 2: dude just get theeves. i got a pair of theeve trucks awhile asgo and for the same price ther so much lighter, theres no kingpin wear down, and they look sexy.

by Honger September 25, 2011

Invisible Truck

An invisible truck that randomly hits people. When you see it you are supposed to yell Damn, this word often prevents it from hitting you and makes it hit the person with you or next to you.

Dean: DAMN ITS THE INVISIBLE TRUCK!
Sophie: OW I JUST GOT HIT.
Sarah: What..?
Sophie: DIDN'T YOU SEE IT! THE INVISIBLE TRUCK JUST HIT ME!

by Boazzzz November 7, 2010