The Dirty Dutchman Trifecta

This is a sexual act involving three woman laying down in the shape of a triangle. The first woman menstrates into the second woman's mouth. The second woman then chokes up the menstration through her nose into the third woman's anus. The third woman then squirts the menstration from her anus back into the first woman's vagina.

"Instead of putting your finger down your throat to throw up, just grab a few chicks and tell 'em to try out the dirty dutchman trifecta. That should do the trick."

by Joseph Von Hedberg October 22, 2008

Hot Mess Trifecta

A female that possesses no attractive features at all what so ever.

A female that has a trifecta of ugly: ugly face, no boobs, and no ass.

Samantha Ronson is a hot mess trifecta

by honeybun2012 June 4, 2009

Eskimo Trifecta

Act of creating an Alaskan Hot Pocket with your partner to preform the Alaskan Pipeline (AKA Eskimo Popsicle) and then using the Alaskan Pipeline leftovers to knock out your partner and ride the Alaskan Bobsled to victory.

Alaskan Hot Pocket -The glorious act in which one or more persons defecate into a condom, and while holding it from the open end, swings it in a circular motion to ensure that the fecal matter attains the maximum fill capacity of the condom.

Alaskan Pipeline - the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
Alaskan Bobsled - While performing intercourse doggie style, the male knocks the female unconscious and proceeds to ride her down the stairs while still engaged in intercourse.

Did you ever clean up the mess from your Eskimo Trifecta?

There are 3 type of people that feel the need to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, it is the reason they live alone.

If you find someone willing to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, RUN!!

by The Three Wiseman April 3, 2021

Bush doof trifecta

When at a bush doof (party in the bush) you have sexual relations with three different women at SEPERATE times through the night. How or when it is done does not matter aslong as it is achieved by dawn. “Extra credit if not found out by said women till completed” (not a necessity)

Craig- “oii Damien did you hear that jocko pulled off a BUSH DOOF TRIFECTA with sally, amber and summer last night”

Damien- “what a unit”

by Uncle Duds April 26, 2022

Ejecta trifecta

To be so sick or so frightened that you barf, poop and pee at the same time.

I got such a bad case of food poisoning that I spent the day in the bathroom with ejecta trifecta.
When I fell overboard and thought I was drowning, I was so scared I hit the ejecta trifecta.

by OregonSushi May 10, 2021

Oxford Trifecta

When you're arrested in uptown Oxford, OH and you're charged with the classic pairing of
-Underage intoxication
-Disorderly conduct
-Possession of a fake I.D.

"Did you hear Chad got in a fight at Brick last night?"
"Yeah, Oxford PD got him with the Oxford Trifecta"

by firechuckmartin February 1, 2019

Royal Trifecta

The triad of Black female greatness: Beyonce, Rihanna, and Nicki Minaj. When all three are together, they are the ultimate image of the "ideal Black woman" that possesses "the essentials:" brains, feminist morals, sex appeal, and self-created success

"I just love the Royal Trifecta. Listening to them together or separately get me fired up and empowered"

by ccierra May 22, 2016