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Salad tossing wanker

1: while wanking tossing the salad
2: a fucking mongloïd who you like to see tossing a fat mom's salad.
3: a teamkiller
4: a fucking lower level n00b who puts you out with a n00btube from the other side of the field
5: the fuckface who steals your crate at the last moment
6: an ugly guy stinking next to you
-- You fucking salad tossing wanker!
-- Go tell yo mama and toss her salad, you fucking wanker
-- you like tossing my salad? ... fucking wanker.
-- all of you fucking wankers, toss my salad!
by d43m0n-Raw August 15, 2010
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tossing one's salad

1. To reign supreme over an opposing force; dominate
2. To rape, pillage and plunder
3. To mix an individual's leafage and vegetables with Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing, usually in a large, glass bowl, with tongs, under the protective blanket of comfort and security that is Suburban America
1. "This latte with extra foamy stuff could easily be tossing one's salad right about now."
2. "William Wallace tossed English salad."
3. "Jane, our 17-year-old honor roll student, school newspaper editor and easily noticeable virgin, tosses a mean salad. Great work, Jane."
by simplyorange November 8, 2008
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salad tossing

Getting your ass ate out with salad condiments
by Madison August 12, 2004
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Salad Tossing

Epistemology: Tossing is a euphemism for wanking, as you may call someone a "Tosser/Wanker" UK.
If you are tossing your salad, it means you are wanking furiously to season a salad with creamy mayo. The phrase is used in polite society as a euphemism to masturbation, and to denote that you are slightly peckish.
1: Why didn't you come to the golf course on Sunday?
2: My wife was out of town so I had to do my own salad tossing
1: Oh, are you feeling peckish? I sure could do with some crumpets right now.
by David K David June 1, 2016
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Tosing

The opposite of twinning.

To get rejected by two girl at the same time.
Dude, he was so tosing with those twins over there.

He tried to get both of us and we bounced; what a toser.
by joyseyxshoawx September 8, 2011
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tossing sevens

When you're in colorguard (or anything) and you're SEVERELY KILLING IT. Even if your tosses technically aren't sevens. (Sevens stay in the air for seven seconds)
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN ME OUT THERE VRO I WAS TOSSING SEVENS
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